TheRealAdolfHitler

Failed leader of Germany. I absolutely learned from my mistakes and am here to pass it on. Recent return from a long vacation in Argentina. The pics are awesome

[TheRealAdolfHitler @TheAdolfHitler4]

@RepBoebert How’s that marriage, I mean divorce coming along? Do you have another pedophile groomer lined up to take your soon to be ex’s place or are you gonna wait a whole month out of decorum?

Must be hard to be such a hypocrite and attempt to keep a straight face.

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@MaryRaw23562101 @krassenstein If there was nothing to expose, explain why they dropped 3/4 of a BILLION DOLLARS to avoid their dirty laundry from being aired for the public?

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@JaysFan81127 @AnthonyBass52 @united Yes, little shit, I do clean up if my kids make a mess. It’s called not being a fucking scumbag who believes others exist to clean up their shit. You should try it.

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@shob0t @DonutOperator @AnthonyBass52 @united Typical Republican

[TheRealAdolfHitler @TheAdolfHitler4]

@AnthonyBass52 @united Even when the 3rd Reich was at it’s most potent I insisted on people taking care of their own, cleaning up their own messes. What makes you special? We’re you born with a Star of David birthmark or something, or are you just a lazy entitled POS who married sideways?

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@Acyn The world was too busy laughing at you personally while feeling sorry for those who had to tolerate you, you hamberder infested terminal case of narcissistic apathy self, now known now as the former POTUS and freshly indicted sad sack of shit Donald Trump

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@elonmusk Some of the dumbest people I know think you and I are comparable. Really, like I’m some kind of narcissist suffering from delusions of grandeur or something?

As if.

[TheRealAdolfHitler @TheAdolfHitler4]

One can only assume this was the purpose of carrying this gas-filled balloon with her and making a spectacle out of it - so she could be suffocated by her own stupidity

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@laurenboebert Those were my parting words to the Brown shirts and SS before they started rounding people up. Unfortunately they looked at my own history of being a tyrannical jackass and thought I was just kidding - like everyone with a brain who’s reading these words of yours. Sad.

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@rogerhamilton Taking suggestions? Look into AABB

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@ArielRosa @gothixTV @TheQuartering what’s wrong snowflake? You sure deleted a lot of stuff from yesterday. Something change? Did you grow a conscious? Something must have happened to make your tune adjust. Talk to me.

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@KariLakeWarRoom Yes Timmy, Lassie is fine. She’s recovering at the big farm upstate. Don’t you worry. Everything is gonna be just swell.

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@elonmusk @DojaCat Can we change your name to “supposedly intelligent billionaire who shit the bed and bleeds money by the millions due to Dunning-Kroger”?

Asking for a friend

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@ArielRosa @ZarahForPA32 I’ll add, I’m going to be first in line to roast the S out of you come special election time. Absolutely merciless, just as you and people like yourself are towards others. Gonna love you it. Have your next excuse lined up yet? Better work on it.

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@ArielRosa @ZarahForPA32 Typical snowflake. Against “socialism” but expect an election to simply be handed to you because the other guy is conveniently dead. What happened to your bootstraps? I thought your party was against having things handed to you with no effort?

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@2128023311S @nypost Petunia, a GOP snowflake ripe with excuses and victimhood, attempts to impersonate a human and injects their idiot brain’s thoughts on a subject nobody cares to hear from them about. More news at 11.

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@KariLakeWarRoom @katiehobbs Well isn’t that a fine how do you do? Lemme use this new fangled computer thing to look up current counts. Oh, it says here you are behind. Would you like a dose of reality or would you prefer to hide behind your weak trolling?

[TheRealAdolfHitler @TheAdolfHitler4]

@elonmusk Personally I think you’re doing a bang up job. Morale was reportedly too high prior to your arrival. A few more beatings and things should be running like clock work.

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@laurenboebert Personally I see something more like Hooters in your future, though I will have a need for servers at our next Beer Hall Putsch. DM me your info and I’ll be in touch.

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@ArielRosa @ZarahForPA32 Unlike in some traditionally red states there will be an additional election (called a special election) where your candidate can run against a living, breathing opponent. Perhaps you can break out the “rigged election” chant after the next vote. Good luck!