The Adulting Department 💕

Animated comedy for women doing their best, setting boundaries, and refusing to overperform. New episodes weekly 💕

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‘Surviving a Bitter Baby Daddy’ coming never, because apparently Im stil... https://t.co/VocIuvs651 via @YouTube

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nobody seized the apple watch. in a case where seventeen minutes is the entire argument 📁

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apparently co-parenting is reimbursement-based now. interesting business model 🎒

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if your relationship needs a publicist, a fact-checker AND crisis management, HR needs to be involved 📁

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this is a family vacation. unfortunately, i am the family employee. 🎟️ PTO request: denied.

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rule one of the family vacation: do not ask me what we're doing today while i am actively driving us there.

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asking for the schedule is not the same as knowing the schedule. you're not involved — you're requesting customer support. 🎟️

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i sat down for ONE glass of wine and the dishes said "are you seeing this??"

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adulting is just taking turns disappointing different parts of your house 🍷😮‍💨

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capricorn petty is a different breed 🐐 comment your pettiest capricorn moment.

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update: the paragraph ended with "anyway what time is practice saturday" 💀

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your baby daddy was having a great day… then he remembered you might be having one too 😭

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nothing ruins a man's good day faster than the thought of you having one too.

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update: the 9am meeting could have been an email. it always could have been an email.

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POV: 9am meeting. cameras on. personality: buffering. 🙃

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no thoughts before my second coffee, only meeting invites.

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BREAKING: local default parent located at the pool holding 6 towels, 4 phones, and everyone's snacks. has not entered the water. 🚨

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reply with the first room that fell 👇

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the doc crew came to film how i survive summer break with the kids home 🎬 the house has not been clean since June.

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update: this summer i am the entertainment, the chef, the referee, AND the wifi password.

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summer break is just being asked for snacks by people who live here for free.