The Adventurers’ League

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@DnDBeyond A friend said to post this as proof why Bugs would win.

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@CodyCacophony @DnDBeyond I voted for Bugs, but I honestly agree with you more.

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@DnDBeyond I’m honestly excited to be playing both of them (then again, I’m DMing more than not as well, so everything new for the game is exciting)

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First session since college was yesterday. It was great, and a scene was immortalized by our warlock. Apparently Warlock’s don’t like their patrons speaking in their heads. At least this one had some manners.

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Rookie Tip #14 Morning People are the reason goblins attack at night. Don’t kill the morning people.

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Rookie Tip #13 Dice rolls and luck are the same thing.

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Rookie Tip #12 Teamwork makes the dream (or sometimes the nightmare) work

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Rookie Tip #11 Breathe life into your characters because through them, the story is born and lives. Adventure is made exciting because of roleplaying, and the adventure is personal with roleplaying.

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DM: The blinded villain is trying to reload his weapon.
Our other Sorcerer: I cast Fire Bolt.
DM: Roll damage plus 2d6 from his gunpowder horn exploding.
Sorcerer: 22
DM: Yeah, his face just got blown off. He’s dead.
@evan64barron_

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DM: The villain gives this incredible monologue about how great he is.
Our Sorcerer: I cast Light to blind him.
DM: [rolls dice] He is blinded. He is now talking to the wall.
@Usermalfunction

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Rookie Tip #10 When the DM asks you a question, YOU SHOULD LISTEN!!

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D&D Logic:

There’s a bar = there should be a bar fight

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DM: The divination pool requires a sizeable sacrifice.
Our Bard: Can we cut off our Barbarian’s arm and replace it with his greataxe?
DM: Roll a Medicine Check
Our Bard, Cleric, and Paladin: 31 from our combined rolls.
Our Barbarian now:

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Rookie Tip #9 Natural Twenties are the best thing in the world (in most cases)

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Rookie Tip #8 Natural Ones affect everything and everyone (including the monsters)

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Sorry, that story wasn’t very funny or interesting, so here’s a random picture

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DM: You are sneaking into an orc camp, what do you do?
Our Rogue: I’ll sneak over to the chest in the middle of the camp.
Our Assassin: I’ll sneak around the entire camp and push the orc off a cliff Sparta style.
@Seanthomas_2
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Rookie Tip #7 Know when you are out of your depth

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@Seanthomas_2 Irony. The boss was the god of logic

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DM: The angry god is lunging for you.
Our Charismatic Assassin: I’d like to convince him this hammer is worth more than his life.
DM: Roll Deception.
Assassin: Nat 20!
DM: He is convinced. Congratulations. You ruined the final boss fight.