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Too stuck on self loathing to notice things.

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This is the first time I attended a rally and I would do it again in a heartbeat. ❤️🌷 #LeniRobredo2022

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I'll be uninstalling twitter indefinitely. See you when I see you. It's been a long time coming.

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How I look at my cc statement at the end of every month.

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Yung phone ko kusa na namamatay kahit 60% pa ang battery. Hahaha

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@mest_j Holy shit! I'm so sorry this happened to you. Take care!

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I saw Interstellar earlier and by god what an amazing movie! Seeing a movie the way it was intended to be screened has changed me. It didn't help that it was also my first time seeing an IMAX film. I was a mess and had to compose myself after. #interstellarIMAX

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Lord, give me the strength to jog so that I can burn off the 400 calorie slice of sans rival that I ate. Which in my opinion is not worth it. It doesn't even taste good. 🫤

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Mas masarap pa yung Sans Rival ng Goldilocks kesa sa Contis.

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Should I see interstellar on IMAX?

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I want to eat peanuts!!! San makakabili dito sa UP?

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Patok sa pamilya ko yung ginawa kong soju+sprite+yakult mocktail. Nalasing ang parents, kasi para lang daw juice yung iniinom. Hahaha

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God damn the people on Facebook marketplace are of a different breed. Nilagay ko na nga lahat sa description tinatanong pa rin. Mabuti sana kung isolated case eh. Pero lahat na lang sa mga nagmessage nagtatanong. Holy shit!

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Kathryn Hahn played Agatha Harkness so well that they gave her a new show, an episode for What If... and a possible 2nd season??? She's thst good!!!

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I won't forget my best friend's reaction when she realized that the Wicked movie ends on the first act of the musical. We were watching for almost 3 hours and she still wants more. That's how good it was!

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Hadestown is currently playing in Australia. Here's hoping they also do a tour and include the Philippines just like they did with Miss Saigon. Their Eurydice, Abigail Adriano, was also the Kim in the tour. So it would be nice to see her again because she's amazing!!!

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Adding condensed milk to my serving of Italian spaghetti to make it taste like Filipino spaghetti. No offense to my mom who made it but I just want to go back to my roots! Eme!

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How do I explain to my nieces the global phenomena that was Hannah Montana?

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Wala pa bang HD copy ang Wicked? Ayoko na manood sa sine ulit (showing pa ba?), ubos na pera ko. Lol

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Am I really gay if I like tits but on men? Like seeing men's swole pecs makes me want to suckle on that nipple. Please, get it away from me before I suck that shit. #MidnightThoughts

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this is still amongst my favourite pictures of chris evans, just look at that body! a fat cock sliding between those tits while another takes good care of that round ass 🤤🤤

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@mest_j Hahaha lahat ng pinagsendan ko nagulat din. Hahaha

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Kim in Miss Saigon: