Dustin

not a doctor

[thran_legacy 𓅋𓆏 @thran_legacy]

Just some guy on the other side spreading his asshole every time he hears the bell ring

[erin 𓆱 @btwntwinpeaks]

(hank hill rubbing his little butt) they don’t call her peggy for nothin’

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

No gay man will ever sound as homoerotic as a happily married, heterosexual baseball analyst in his mid-50s describing the well-muscled quads and powerful glutes of a recently-promoted outfield prospect

[🫵🏾 @JustChat__]

Stripper feet in da background boy you a fool lmfaooo

[garshmo @garshmo]

Matthew McConaughey in kindergarten trying to spell his own name

[d @lerningtohunt]

Every time I go to Best Buy I look for the alien my dad taped to the ceiling 20 years ago when he worked there. Still going strong

[Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney @PlayaJared]

Googling "basketball moves to make black guys say, ‘ok i see you Wonder Bread’” before my pickup game

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

trans person: im trans

society: ok

gay guy walking into the function: okay cuz THISSSS little piggy just got to the clerb bitchhhhhhhhh.

Mike Tyson trying to say shrimp: Thrimp

[Dustin @TheAgeofAtlas]

@NFL_Stats Tony Pollard at 10 feels crazy but he's a dawg

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

When the signal reached farther than ever before,
Atlanta’s team…became America’s Team.

Arriving April 9th at @BravesRetail 😎

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes]

I just remembered at the zoo yesterday a man walked up to a lemur and said “what up pimp”

[Dustin @TheAgeofAtlas]

@NOSTICMAN This has to be one of the greatest posts of all time. Pure genius

[KJ 🏂 @ElunHatesMe]

Growing up i thought tiger woods killed people come to find out he just had hoes like a real nigga

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

I don’t know what any of that means

[Dustin @TheAgeofAtlas]

@JustFreshKicks Do I need more 1s? No.. But do I want more 1s? Hell yeah I do

[Dustin @TheAgeofAtlas]

@Jonsandman 🔥

[snorling @sheanorling]

he’s climbing the pocket like jameis winston

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Started doing my taxes and it said I owed so I deleted the app #nonegativity

[Dustin @TheAgeofAtlas]

@pissboymcgee Oh hell yeah that bad boy is thiccc