TheAlanNull™

Recovering whore simply looking for love lol soooo wyd

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

The new me is so cocky that I KNOW I deserve better than what I have received in the past but yet humbled enough to know it takes the best me to earn the best her!!! #TMisstillreal #ItsYouNotMe #SheMakesMeHappy #Butterflies

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

@__________Nadia Probably his spleen

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

@ElonMuskNews47 Absolutely

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

@nytimes I’m so glad that we, as Americans, are in such a fiscally healthy place that we can reach out and throw money at a war overseas. Wait….. What do you mean our country is suffocating under stifling inflation and debt? That can’t be right 🤔

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

I don’t think I’ve ever been at peace or as content with my life as I am right now, yet I have so much more I want. But in a good type of ambitious way. Maybe some bad guys do get happy endings. Who knew lol ?? #GoodVibesOnly

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

Her - “You’re probably fucking with another bitch!!”

Me- “Bitch I barely fuck with you!!”

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

@steeeveysmithh I’m sure he did lol when he left me

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

So do I need to “Be Less White” in order to buy Coca-Cola products now?? I mean if you must NOT be white to work there shouldn’t you NOT buy it if you’re white?? I don’t get political very often but c’mon mannnn. #CocaColaHatesWhitePeople

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

I’m not sure if it’s only ugly girls that are needy or that it’s cute when hot girls do it and nobody cares they are needy.

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

@I_Am_Spence And don’t do either real well lol

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

It’s easy to vibe somebody while they’re up. You know you’re feeling them when you have a need to pick them up when they take an L

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

It’s always been extremely difficult for me to be with a sweet girl lol I think I need a certain amount of friction to keep my attention.

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

@carmenbanana I think you’re perfect lol how’s that haha

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

@Ibeatbarbie Sketchy ass lol

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

If she doesn’t like @KoeWetzel then I bet she sucks. And not in the good way. #WeAreNotTheSame

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

You fuck me over and you will either get Alan, who will turn the other cheek or you will get TheAlanNull™️. That guy is gonna fuck your sister and prolly your best friend and not tell you knowing it will come out at your Thanksgiving dinner #Win

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

@Lexx_Amberr They will ruin your life

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

@Ibeatbarbie I still have nightmares of that one time you dressed up as......wait that was just you lol

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

If I ever loved a person I will always love that person. Not in the same way of course but I can’t listen to someone bad mouth them even though it’s probably true. I contradict myself a lot though so who knows lol

[TheAlanNull™ @TheAlanNull]

She said I wasn’t boyfriend material but apparently I’m fuck your brains out and send you back to your husband with a smile ..material lol I’ll take the win!! #smallvictories