The new me is so cocky that I KNOW I deserve better than what I have received in the past but yet humbled enough to know it takes the best me to earn the best her!!! #TMisstillreal#ItsYouNotMe#SheMakesMeHappy#Butterflies
@nytimes I’m so glad that we, as Americans, are in such a fiscally healthy place that we can reach out and throw money at a war overseas. Wait….. What do you mean our country is suffocating under stifling inflation and debt? That can’t be right 🤔
I don’t think I’ve ever been at peace or as content with my life as I am right now, yet I have so much more I want. But in a good type of ambitious way. Maybe some bad guys do get happy endings. Who knew lol ?? #GoodVibesOnly
So do I need to “Be Less White” in order to buy Coca-Cola products now?? I mean if you must NOT be white to work there shouldn’t you NOT buy it if you’re white?? I don’t get political very often but c’mon mannnn. #CocaColaHatesWhitePeople
You fuck me over and you will either get Alan, who will turn the other cheek or you will get TheAlanNull™️. That guy is gonna fuck your sister and prolly your best friend and not tell you knowing it will come out at your Thanksgiving dinner #Win
If I ever loved a person I will always love that person. Not in the same way of course but I can’t listen to someone bad mouth them even though it’s probably true. I contradict myself a lot though so who knows lol
She said I wasn’t boyfriend material but apparently I’m fuck your brains out and send you back to your husband with a smile ..material lol I’ll take the win!! #smallvictories