Alan Rich

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@DecathlonMedia Just had a €670 order stolen by your delivery driver and marked as delivered. No signature required for a €670 delivery? But my signature is required to request the situation be investigated. Refund not allowed. What kind of customer service is this?

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@Starbucks is basically Dairy Queen with caffeine.

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@ChaoTayiana @Its_Mlle_Sand 🤣

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@GlennLoury @JohnHMcWhorter Enjoy Toulouse, you have at least one fan living here. Don’t miss out on the Cassoulet while you’re in town.

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@KylaInTheBurgh @elonmusk Toots (the equivalent of bro) who is Madison Cawthorn?

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@KatherineK221 @elonmusk Genders aren’t monoliths.

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@blsandford @NellieBowles Penguin editor who doesn’t know tacit from tactic. This is comedy gold.

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@kittypurrzog She didn’t learn about capitalism until age 13 but she learned about gender fluidity at 5. Then at 16 she was making decisions based off of notions she held as a grade schooler. This is what happens when schools don’t focus on teaching literacy, numeracy and critical thinking.

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@SarahTheHaider Umm dads exist too, we’re a thing.

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@RandallKanna Technical interviews are totally fine. The real scam is people profiting off of people trying to get into programming. Cool website dude…

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@elonmusk Totally agree.

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@Levitybot @elonmusk For a cavalry leader I would prefer Erwin Smith

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@Kyle00537322 @elonmusk Budgeting is for accountants. Leadership is for C-Level. Labor management is for foremen and not applicable to knowledge workers.

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@DalasReview @elonmusk What about the certified agilists, surely they can instruct engineers how to do their jobs better, I mean they have the certification. It’s printed out and framed. Can’t argue with that.

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@DeeDeeLewitt @elonmusk Engineers don’t need much of the rent seeking “leaders” they’re fairly adept at just getting shit done

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@paulolden1 @elonmusk Exactly, why is he trying to usurp that power from the screaming minority of woke millennials who are enlightening the world. The balls on this Elon guy.

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@AndreaSisti8 @elonmusk Over the weekend, please think about the likelihood of Elon Musk letting someone who makes tits bigger for living dictate the focus of his thoughts.

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@ninaturner @elonmusk I’ve worked for both Tesla and a labor union. In both jobs I was compensated very well, had excellent benefits and good working conditions. Unions aren’t necessary if your employer gives you a reasonable wage, a PPO and good working condition…which Tesla does.

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@LiveOak512 @elonmusk I don’t know any engineers who didn’t work for what they got, their is no nepotism or privilege in learning how to be a solid engineer.

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@shortdiv No, you go to bars and say hi my name is ____