The Album

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[The Album @TheAlbumWeb]

BREAKING: THE Human Hall OF Fame Inducts — David “The Keg on Legs” Boon and Merv “The Magnificent” Hughes

https://t.co/ZDTopOHzTU

[The Album @TheAlbumWeb]

9 years is crazy

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Complex released their Cartoon Network mount rushmore👀

- Finn the Human
- Numbuh 1 (Nigel Uno)
- Samurai Jack
- Courage the Cowardly Dog

[☠️ Lost 😷 || mostly on bsky 🦋 ☠️ @FallenRockstars]

Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

[Curt Mills @CurtMills]

This is why Signal is overrated. If you’re going to bomb Yemen, just text me that on SMS, like a real man

[CA Fire Foundation @CAFireFound]

#LODD: We are saddened to share the loss of Firefighter Anthony K. Ganzler from @FremontFire and @IAFFLocal1689. Firefighter Ganzler passed away on Monday, March 17, from a medical emergency. He was known for his warm personality, sense of humor, and love for his family. A service honoring his life will be held on Thursday, March 27, at 11 AM at District Church in El Dorado Hills. Please join us in sending thoughts and prayers to his loved ones during this time.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Turkey flight?

[Moe @TheMoeHayek]

This gotta be the craziest timeline of our generation

[Did Joe Biden Die Today? @DidJoeBidenDie]

Community note it was YESTERDAY

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

And this right here folks will forever be my favourite Rickey Henderson story

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.

I have reenlisted.

While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Vintage @BizNasty2point0

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Girl in the back doesn't appreciate greatness...

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Boise State RB Ashton Jeanty through 4 games: 82 carries, 845 yards, 10.3 yards/attempt 13 rushing TD

- Leads FBS with 5 rushing TD of 50+ yards
- Has more rushing TD than any other Mountain West *team* this season

Current regular season pace: 2,535 rushing yards, 39 TD.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

In Rob Gronkowski's first season on FOX, the crew tricked him into believing there was a #Cowboys TE named Rich Russo, who had two fingers missing.

Then they had to talk about it and Gronk just made up some stuff.

This prank is awesome 😂😂

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

RYAN WILLIAMS WITH THE TIP-DRILL CATCH TO HIMSELF FOR THE LONG GAIN 🔥

The 17-year-old continues to step up for the Crimson Tide 👏

[The Album @TheAlbumWeb]

Yeesh

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@GavinNewsom I checked with renowned world authority, Professor Suggon Deeznutz, and he said parody is legal in America 🤷‍♂️

[The Precinct - OUT NOW 🚨 @theprecinctgame]

Training Academy is over. You're the front line of defence for Averno’s citizens.

🚔 Thrilling Car Chases
🚨 Procedurally-Generated Crime
🌆 1980s Neon Noir Aesthetic

👉 Releasing on August 15th 👈

🎮 Wishlist here: https://t.co/vFssctiWYD

#ThePrecinct 🚔