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Fettuccini Zucchini Tini Panini Linguini Martini Bikini Lamborghini Houdini.

My tweets stay evergreen.

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NGL, I'm one of the best Twitter accounts out there

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Which is better?

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@realpeteyb123 Don't you have a cousin to fuck or something

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If you are in LA, pack a gun for ICE

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I'd deal with a Karen by setting something of theirs on fire

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@RED_IN_PA @RitaMcQuaide @PghBlackGold How would you have helped?

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@_2BLEA__ @MoldySupreme Yes, seeing a dead person would qualify as trauma

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@f3nixfyre @NickelDollar @NoLieWithBTC @BulwarkOnline Dummy say what?

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@CactusCuddler17 @KKriseman @GovRonDeSantis Lot harder for them to shoot you if they don't have a gun

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@Porcupinefish79 @ZPoet @chriscapguy And who are you?

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@ZPoet @chriscapguy Why argue with a bad faith idiot? It's not like they're going to apologize

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@Pro__Trading @SlimRambo3001 @atrupar Can you prove he did a crime? As it stands, this man is innocent

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Donald Trump should kill himself

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Green flag: he watches women YouTubers

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@krassenstein It's always the ones you most suspect

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S/O @montelljordan my student loves your music, especially This Is How We Do It. Come visit our school!

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If he wants to be a dictator, he should be scared that the ides of March are coming

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I expect nothing else from the son of Apartheid Whites

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Juju on that beat

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@VivekGRamaswamy God that life sounds awful. Workaholics