Alex Linz

Well I'm what I am and I'm what I'm not. I'm sure happy with what I've got. I live to love and laugh a lot and thats all I need. :)

[Alex Linz @TheAlexLinz]

@StephanieLaFon https://t.co/06ms1kRbgc

[Alex Linz @TheAlexLinz]

"Last time I went to church, I got nut tapped" -matt

[Alex Linz @TheAlexLinz]

So my little cousin just snap chatted me and said "streak" that word had a whole different meaning back in my day 😂😂😂😂😂

[Alex Linz @TheAlexLinz]

Dean for the bachelor #TheBacehelorette

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DEANNNNNNN 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔literal tears.

[Alex Linz @TheAlexLinz]

"I just want to put guacamole all over me" -j titos @JTPunk8

[Alex Linz @TheAlexLinz]

We were all sucking helium and we pass it to Tim and he says "no, I'm drinking beer" lmao

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@StephanieLaFon https://t.co/Gyip0UQL7Q

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That's why she is my best friend

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goes "no one gives my friend a smaller Starbucks than she ordered!" And she literally marched in and got me a bigger drink n the small one!

[Alex Linz @TheAlexLinz]

Steph and me just went to Starbucks n we both ordered venti drinks and they gave her a venti but me a grande! And she gets all mad n goes..

[Alex Linz @TheAlexLinz]

My dad: "those are alex's" my mom: "no they're Elizabeth's" my dad:"same shit different face" WOWWWW THANKS DAD.

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@elizabeth_linz https://t.co/Ge5lJDQ4E2

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

28 Toys '90s Girls Were Obsessed With https://t.co/7p1f8zHbM9

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and I bust out in tears from laughing so hard cuz I have never heard something so fucking spot on in my entire life #20yearsandcounting

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"get real al, you're gunna get a Chicago style hot dog with a small cheese fry a root beer and a piece of chocolate cake"

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so then I'm sitting here thinking out loud "hmm I wonder what I should get" (being completely serious) she looks me dead in the eye and goes

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So.. steph and I are driving and I'm like I really want portillos!! And she's like alright that's fine...

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@StephanieLaFon https://t.co/SB6MwgXDOU

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I just cried during an audition on the voice #whoami

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I just said steph that girl has a killer body and an ugly face is that me? And she goes u think u have a killer body? Lmfaoooo #bestfriends