Alex Roy

Californian under cover in ATX.

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Los Angeles County Sheriffs get the best parking. #la Lucia and Fario parking on a red curb, no tickets written. #lapd

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What if during December companies like @WilliamsSonoma changes their name on their boxes so it’s a mystery to a nosey other half but I know “oh yeah that’s one of the gifts I bought”.

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@netflix #LoveIsBlindLIVE didn’t we livestream the moon landing?

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@hulu Is there a way to find out exactly how many minutes I’ve watched @alwayssunny over the past five years?

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Great seeing @chrisdelia in San Antonio last night, despite people getting up every two minutes.

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@netflix Excited for this but still miss @GlennHowerton and the original gang in That ‘80s Show.

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I feel like everyone who buys a Prius signs an agreement to NEVER proceed through a yellow light. #Prius

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Would love to audition for “omelet station chef” for #TheWhiteLotus season 3 just so I can get a nice vacation and work with Mike White.

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Logan better enjoy paradise because rumor has it he can’t afford a decent vacation. I truly hope he leaves and reveals he’s financially set for life. Sorry Kate. #BachelorInParadise

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If you know a grandparent looking for love, go to https://t.co/4kAOp8MWLE #BachelorInParadise

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Kate: Fight for me but also don’t be poor. #BachelorInParadise

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Oh you got on a flight to tell your number two he’s now number one? Yeah, I’m sure that was a rough journey. #BachelorInParadise

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My @SamsungUS refrigerator beeps when one or both of the doors is left open. Great feature but why not recognize that I’m still organizing and am fully aware of the doors being open.? Also auto close vs. beeping would be cool in case someone actually fails to close a door.

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Good question, what IS happening?

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@CNN Don’t forget... https://t.co/cCfuxD3e10

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@UCSUSA @CountEveryVote1 https://t.co/SkozibX5mu

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@Comey Just need one more thing! https://t.co/SkozibX5mu

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@PeteButtigieg Loud voices unite behind the mask! Wear the revolution! https://t.co/SkozibX5mu

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@ChelseaClinton https://t.co/cCfuxD3e10

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@Rosenbergradio @AndyDeehr https://t.co/cCfuxD3e10