alfie

Plenty in the tank sir

[Monkey Knife Fight @mkf]

When Dustin Poirier shows up to visit Conor McGregor in the hospital. 🏥#UFC264 https://t.co/UDqKfljUZw

[Lotrax @lotraxsounds]

Got ma wisdom teeth removed a coupla months ago n the resemblance a had to Glen Quagmire after the surgery is uncanny

[alfie @TheAlfie]

@AskPS_UK Yes it ain’t that

[alfie @TheAlfie]

@AskPS_UK Got a PS4 pro in November and since I’ve had it, it’s always getting random screen blackouts for a few seconds then back on?

[alfie @TheAlfie]

@reevemanning 💅🏻

[alfie @TheAlfie]

@Tesco Just replied in DM

[alfie @TheAlfie]

@Tesco bought some peanut butter but when I got home the lid was half on and it looks like this, seems all dry and cracks when you squeeze the bottle

[alfie @TheAlfie]

Wow 🤣🤣🤣

[alfie @TheAlfie]

@reevemanning fun fact you’d appreciate pal

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Napoleon's penis was removed during an autopsy and was sold for $3,000 in 1977.

[alfie @TheAlfie]

@reevemanning Can’t believe Colin said this in the whalebone and you stole it to tweet

[alfie @TheAlfie]

@reevemanning I can verify this

[alfie @TheAlfie]

@reevemanning day 4 into the gym

[alfie @TheAlfie]

If you’re a local pub in Downham and your wondering why you have no business, it’s because you’re not showing the boxing

[alfie @TheAlfie]

Snowboming 🤑🤑🤑

[Mike @MikeLFC1906]

I'm:

⚪ Gay

⚪ Straight

🔘Bloody boiling

[TJ Kenny @tj_kenny]

The World needs more of this

[alfie @TheAlfie]

#MaxArmitageVictoryRoyale

[alfie @TheAlfie]

#bone

[alfie @TheAlfie]

A random bet cause I had a tiger roll sandwich the other day for lunch and I’ve won on the national 🐎