The_Algae_Rhythm

No puss here, boots. Sorry.

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

Yes, if you're here wondering what I think about the thing, you are probably going to be disappointed or confused.
What thing? That thing.

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

sorry I left for a bit, I got tired of your bullshit.

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

What's with all the guys trying to pretend they're bears now? RIP all the cubs who now have to filter through rightwing incel douchebros I guess

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

@PatriotBackup76 @vpsreports_com @kate_ross_ it's called consequences

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

by "this" I mean "every"

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

This site is much better with #uBlockOrigin

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

That's certainly a way to get a message out, though. Makes an advertising campaign look more like bullshit, doesn't it? Millions of dollars to tell me you are the best car insurance? Here's some kerosene, let's see how dedicated you REALLY are to this assertion.

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

#AaronBushnell and #MaxwellAzzarello were acts of desperation, expressions of personal hopelessness and final defiant calls for attention to issues they felt were important. We should pay attention, and try to help those around us from reaching similar states of despair.

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

@stevanzetti "Musk sets fire to AWS cloud, redirects domain queries to pornhub (accidentally), pisses directly in bluecheck faces to combat bots."
Mastodon is waiting, kiddos!

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

@GovernorKayIvey Stop buying security in your (hopefully imminent) retirement by selling out ours, shill!

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

oh forgot how to use hashtags again goddammit you kids and your bloody

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

https://t.co/3Pf8Xd6Vsh if someone snaps and decides to do violence, they go for whatever weapon is handy. The weapon is not at fault, the wielder is, and the conditions that leads so many to decide to pick up a weapon is what must be addressed.

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

I'm sure if I put effort into this thing I could get followers, but as far as masturbatory practices go, this one is far enough down on the todo list that I usually get tired and distracted before I get to it. Still, if you're reading this, I AM without pants, and it IS for you.

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

HeyHAAAYYY finally got the potato cranked up again so I can log into here without sullying my main! I feel like tossing some stones again, where's Hans!?! HANS!

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

@AttorneyJlvd @stevanzetti oh hey you're still around! still not got any work yet, eh? man that's gotta suck, huh? And you can't even jerk off, either? Damn!

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

@stevanzetti I wonder how much they got conned into paying for that 'privilege'.

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

Every time I come on here, the little trending box has a name of some celebrity from the 80s, and every time I click it, they're not dead, they're just showing their ass. Why should I expect any different now? *click* Nope, it's just some rag making fun of someone living life.

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

whenever we want to stop #israel from committing #genocide would be great. Aaaaany time now.

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

@tejasazteca @ABetterWay2A neither your failure to properly contextualize the statement being made nor your failure to accept correction warrants further effort on you, sorry. You can keep trying though and I'll keep calling you out and maybe with luck you'll get it in time.

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

... and other things I type while touching myself inappropriately.

[The_Algae_Rhythm @TheAlgaeRhythm]

@vandevenesque You really should speak less. You also shouldn't be creeping on the staff when you're twice their age and a third as useful.

You know she's only smiling at you because it's her job to, right?