CheshirePhoenix

Rocket scientist billionaire playboy by day, chronic insomniac by night. Only half of that is true.

[CheshirePhoenix @TheAlgolage]

If you always get what you want, you always want more. Like Trump, for example - he got to the presidency and now he wants nuclear war.

[CheshirePhoenix @TheAlgolage]

@AKissofVenus Weebls wobble, but they don't fall down.

[CheshirePhoenix @TheAlgolage]

Blizzard: "So we heard you liked Diablo II"
Fans: "Yeah, Diablo II was amazing!"
Blizzard: "Cool. That was a bug. We're finally gonna get around to 'fixing' it."

[CheshirePhoenix @TheAlgolage]

@Jason_Hankins @_nffaa Arnold, from Hey Arnold

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@Lazy_panda65 32 is Montana Max

I'm lost for 34 too. Got almost all of the rest though.

[CheshirePhoenix @TheAlgolage]

@laurenboebert Oh my fucking fuck you're dumb.

I feel sorry for Colorado, because the good people that live there have to put up with the numbnuts fuckwits that elected a shitsack like you.

[CheshirePhoenix @TheAlgolage]

@KeishaBlain Tenure sucks for everyone and should be abolished. It's bad for students, it's bad for associate profs on the tenure track, and it's bad for the universities.

But it's *especially* bad for minority members of all of the above. Anyone saying it isn't is just bloody wrong.

[CheshirePhoenix @TheAlgolage]

@Spyder2K1 It'll all be stunt theater to make you forget that this entire crisis was entirely their fault to begin with.

[CheshirePhoenix @TheAlgolage]

@Spyder2K1 The electric companies and politicians know you'll be getting federal relief money that should cover some of the artificially inflated bills. Then the companies will also come out later with a "compassionate" message about how they're writing off a bit of the money you owe.

[CheshirePhoenix @TheAlgolage]

@SweetPeachGames Nintendo? Sale? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

[CheshirePhoenix @TheAlgolage]

@Todd_Garner I'll say this: I never thought we needed, nor did I particularly want, a new MK film. The fighting game franchise just doesn't lend itself to the big screen. But that said, the trailer was pretty awesome and I'll probably go see this in theaters, assuming they're open lol.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

The Senator from Texas saw a crisis and escaped to the Ritz Carlton in Cancun.

Meanwhile, a congresswoman from New York - whom that TX Senator regularly uses as a punching bag - just raised a million dollars for Texans.

One party works for you. The other works for themselves.

[CheshirePhoenix @TheAlgolage]

@TOMxTHOMP @KFCBarstool Peak Jezebel.

[Jane McManus @janesports]

Hotel room at the Cancun Ritz Carlton: $305.
Rapid covid test: $50.
Flights from Houston: $257

Knowing that someone in the Cruz friends chat group immediately dimed them out to the New York Times...

Priceless.

[CheshirePhoenix @TheAlgolage]

@TheBlackNerd I'm blessed to have two really good ramen places within delivery distance of my house. You, sir, are in for a treat.

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@goldengateblond Jesus fuck just when you think Ted Cruz has gone as low as it's possible to go, he digs a fucking hole.

[CheshirePhoenix @TheAlgolage]

@mixbecca Hahahahahahaha FEEL MY PAIN. TAKE MY PAIN, AND CHOKE ON IT!

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Let’s be fair. Dunking on Ted Cruz is sort of like dunking on a 3-foot rim.

[CheshirePhoenix @TheAlgolage]

@Jess_asli Pizza. Which isn't a terrible name for a dog. I mean, the *dog* would probably find it confusing (hey, I wanna eat pizza for dinner tonight), but still...

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@MemeContext Attack on Titan is utter garbage.