Ali Ward

I like to snuggle with cats and read books while I snuggle with cats. “sad, goth girl, slight leftist” #GoaldenGirl #COYBIG #EveryoneN

[Ali Ward @TheAliCat13]

Let’s get married all over again 💜

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

This man has government-subsidized healthcare for life and a daily food stipend, paid for by taxpayers, and just came back from a 6 week paid vacation.

[Ali Ward @TheAliCat13]

There’s something with a zipper in the dryer and the echo of the dryer through the baby monitor sounds like someone is trying to break into the house. I guess I’ll sleep when the dryer sleeps.

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

first night of daylight saving time and i’ve had enough. i’ve had enough. we saved enough daylight in years past. we have to put it back where it was i can’t do this

[trash jones @jzux]

“are you ok” no the sun set at 5 today

[Ali Ward @TheAliCat13]

I think we lost 2 hours actually

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

We are all losing the hour of sleep we’re gaining … aren’t we?

[aimee makes earrings • @peripheralUS]

It costs $0.00 to support an earring maker from California who just moved her life to Maryland

These are my earrings

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before

[Tennessee Bureau of Investigation @TBInvestigation]

An #AMBERAlert has been issued on behalf of the Hancock County Sheriff’s Office for 8-year-old Samantha Shelly.

Samantha is 4’2”, 55 lbs., with brown hair and hazel eyes.

She was last seen in Sneedville.

Call 1-800-TBI-FIND with info!

1/X

[det ⸆⸉ ᯓ★TEAM TIFFANY AND CIRIE @detwynner]

She isn't just playing for herself. she's playing for Minnie. she's playing for Donald. she's playing for Daisy, and Goofy, and Pluto. she's playing for all the peaches in the A that are in her clubhouse, and she will come out on top. #bb27

[#BB28 Feeds Fairy @BBFeedsFairy]

Ava: I don't want to see anyone evicted in this game but frankly this is Big Brother.. not Squatter's Rights #bb27

[Ali Ward @TheAliCat13]

Breaking news: local white belt gets a stripe and finds new level of self-confidence.

[Trav 🇺🇸 @NSC_Guru]

Tell neighborhood watch to take the week off

[Ali Ward @TheAliCat13]

I wish I could watch movies on 2x speed

[Ali Ward @TheAliCat13]

Lifting weights is paying off

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Bitch where TF else is it supposed to go?

[ash @dreamershoteI]

i wish it was socially acceptable to dm someone Hey why did you and your partner break up

[Cacophony Kid ×͜× @CacoKidOH]

Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE