The Alist

I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.

[Caroline @CareReu]

you guys, don't judge Kim Richards for resisting arrest, I have been passively resisting arrest for 27 years

[The Alist @TheAlisters]

Raise your hand if you got drunk today 🙋

[The Alist @TheAlisters]

Just sent out save the dates for my dogs birthday. All you bitches better RSVP.

[The Alist @TheAlisters]

I've decided, someone should write a song about me. It should talk about how fun, and pretty and great I am. Any takers?

[Caroline @CareReu]

@TheAlisters #yikes

[The Alist @TheAlisters]

@CareReu Add to the list - cell phone, apartment keys, and dignity while you're at it.

[The Alist @TheAlisters]

Guess who's back....

[The Alist @TheAlisters]

Dear Max... Marry me 👰

[The Alist @TheAlisters]

@redbullLAX chasing the bull !!!

[The Alist @TheAlisters]

Why isn't @Starbucks on @Seamless... What's a girl gotta do to get a soy latte delivered ☕️

[The Alist @TheAlisters]

“@Match: @MLB & Match team up to help find other fans http://t.co/q74bUwxVQE” the @NHL needs to get on this STAT!!!!!!! cc: @CareReu

[The Alist @TheAlisters]

I found my #FirstTweet: https://t.co/5DlapH44DB. What was yours? http://t.co/ZJEaCu5BH5 haha @carereu

[The Alist @TheAlisters]

"I was trying to catch up to you all night....and thennn i blacked out"=mcbid

[The Alist @TheAlisters]

“@CareReu: Might go #radio off tomorrow, if #gchat can do it, so can I. Smoke signal, page or find me at @1OAKNYC”

[The Alist @TheAlisters]

I unplugged gchat- you were all annoying me and being so needy and I just needed some SPACE

[The Alist @TheAlisters]

@CareReu ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Caroline @CareReu]

#soho STANDUP #cocotte

[The Alist @TheAlisters]

“@CareReu: "I write, sing, produce and f*ck to my own music" - @TansuAkmanDuffy”

[Caroline @CareReu]

OMG the girl I've been sitting next to for 3 hours works in porn. THIS ALL JUST TOOK A TURN!!!!! Why haven't i gone to brunch in two years?!

[The Alist @TheAlisters]

Can someone invent a @Match for @Equinox members only?

[Jeff Sebs @BardownSebs]

If girls watch sports bc she thinks a player's hot then let her, its not like guys watch the VS fashion show bc they want to buy new bras