Dr. Alley

The sweet spot between lusciously deep R&B and moody hip-hop • UMD Alumna • UMSOP

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

“just a little more reading then I can start writing”

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

i saw someone a few weeks ago say “if brain eating bacteria got into your head it would starve” and i’ve been saying it to people since. just incredible. a really great insult

[Denzel Curry @denzelcurry]

A Convict Can’t Vote but a Convict Can Be President

[Lawrie Bird @LawrieBird]

rin the rurb, re all ram

[Dr. Alley @TheAlleyWayy]

If there’s no plan that’s fine, I just need to plan to not have a plan

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

I can play it by ear if I have advance notice that we are going to be playing it by ear

[kat foochie. @_ssani]

Once the earth sign is speaking to you like HR. Pack it up pookie.

[Lovergirl University Dean of Students @JustToniC813]

I might complain, but I’m gonna do what needs to be done. I just need the record to reflect that I have grievances, that’s all.

[beth @bethleeeeeeee]

your honor that bitch is a weirdo

[lissy @asmlise]

I’m sorry, but nothing is topping this 😭

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Pre-PhD: imposter syndrome

Post-PhD: Dr Imposter Syndrome

[Glen O'Humeral @HumeralO]

When you achieve ROSC

[Dr. Alley @TheAlleyWayy]

Omg not the pharmacy girlies going viral 🥹

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

[Raf @AspiringTrapper]

Previous job experience

2 yrs laying low
1 yr thugging it out when no one gaf
3 yrs finding myself
1 yr doing me
2 yrs trusting the process