Miranda Grimes

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

So no big deal or anything but my parents' horses were in @QueerEye S3E1 for 0.2 seconds. Betty (left) and Elvira (right) will be signing autographs tomorrow from 2-4. #SmallTownFamous

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

@emilysavesusa Being a pick-me in 2026 is a bad look... How embarrassing for you.

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

@emilysavesusa This includes politicians babe 🙏

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

*My husband returning home after 2 weeks on the road*

Me handing him a list of things to fix as soon as he hits the door

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

"I love that snowman from Frozen, Zoloft" - My Grandmother

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

I thought I was almost done Christmas shopping. Turns out I've only bought gifts for myself so far

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

My boss: Submit your annual goals before the end of the day. Just something short and sweet, don't overthink it.

*Me overthinking about why she told me not to overthink*

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

"Sam Elliott, Samuel L Jackson, and Morgan Freeman are the only people who can compete with Shrek"

- My husband, just now

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

Just found out the Mario movie isn't live action. This whole time I thought we were getting Chris Pratt in a fat suit and Jack Black in a turtle shell. Mixed feelings about this news.

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

My husband: *watching Cars for the first time*

Me: And here's where Rascal Flatts comes in

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

WHO is still shooting off fireworks? I'm begging you. My dog hasn't peed in a month 😩

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

This book dedication sums it all up

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

My husband and I worked hard to pay off our student loan debt and we’ve saved for decades for our child’s college fund, so is it fair that others might just get their student debt forgiven?

Yes. It totally is.

I don’t need others to suffer just bc I did.

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

So is Blue's Clues is like a Beauty and the Beast situation or...?

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

The amount of people who tell me I'm lucky for having a boy is disgusting

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

Finally got my tax returns! Thinking about treating myself to a full tank of gas

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

You ever just drink an energy drink then take a nap?

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

When you try to focus but you've got gifted-kid burnout

[Miranda Grimes @TheAlmightyMir]

I'm not saying the Encanto soundtrack is perfect in every way, I'm just saying it soothes my teething baby

[The Associated Press @AP]

Americans can now request free at-home COVID-19 tests from the Biden administration’s website, https://t.co/vr3vk3AHkf, a day before the site was set to launch. Americans can order four at-home tests per residential address to be delivered by the USPS. https://t.co/sShYjeXUTw