Almuran

New path.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Nadedi😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Almuran @TheAlmuran]

@polo_kimanii Ilikuwa 2020 na bado inaniuma.

[Almuran @TheAlmuran]

6 years later. 😎

[Liz mukai @Lizmukaii]

@TheAlmuran @polo_kimanii How do you still have chats from 2020

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Uku kwa Maraga hakuna kulipa influencers. Ndo mnaona kuna wenye wanahepa. Maraga has no money. We are supporting him organically.

Maraga the 6th.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Stabex International will now supply diesel worth Sh458 million to Kenya Power.

This comes after the Public Procurement Administrative Review Board dismissed Rubis Energy’s challenge to the tender award.

(Rubis had argued the process was unfair).

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

What has happened at Utumishi Girls is scary. Hakuna kitu heartbreaking kama mzazi kuskia mtoi amepass at a fire tragedy in school. Mtu hushindwa ataanzia wapi. Poleni sana to the affected families.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Lakini this mwafreeka jamaa is Evil. Yani mimi I left my mjengo at 1pm,nikapanda matatu all the way from Thome to town,and then I take a nduthi to south B,so that I dont get late for the interview we had arranged in his shitty studio,so that atleast i can subtly explain to him what we were doing then because he was so much against ‘leaderless’ only for me to realize I had actually come to be lectured. Kama mtoto wa class one. To make me look clueless in the guise of “you young people should listen to us”

I didnt realize I was being lectured until we finished recording. Jamaa anaongeanga mingi na hatakangi kuambiwa,his opinion is final. I barely said anything. And infact what we talked about was barely anything we had agreed to touch on.

Now the other day matatu cartel leaders threw their drivers under the bus wakaenda mombasa kukunywa chai wakasuspend mgomo,and I reminded him why I insisted a revolution must be led by ideas and not people.

But his biggest comeback for this is telling me nilikua nanuka jasho. Mwanaume unataka ninuke vanilla unilambe haga ama nini? Surely! And It doesn’t matter wheather hes lying or not,but you can see the radius of his cognitive bandwidth. And this is the reason Rapcha the sayantist also left him with his podcast of ughasia.

He will insult you,indignify you,in the guise of ‘mi nabonga facts msee’ and wont see anything wrong. And then call you emotional for reacting to his Kiburi.

Huyu nashuku ata ile macamera yake waliiba ni mtu alitusi. Na wataiba tena tu,you will tell me

What an Idiot!

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Hizo back to back individual accolades za Bruno tiari zisha overshadow their first title in 22 years. Na bado kuna ile moja imesalia mamaeeee
https://t.co/dH4jIK4ttK

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Usiwahi tense kustart over again.

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes has been voted Premier League Player of the Season by @TheAthleticFC journalists. #mufc

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Carrick will stay at Manchester United as permanent manager, confirmed.

Direction clear for weeks, plan also approved by Sir Jim Ratfliffe and new deal set to be signed soon.

New deal for 2 years plus option to extend or directly 3 years, but no doubts: Carrick says yes and will sign the contract.

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Unashangaa mbona your 8 to 5 babe alirudi amejam, Hata haongei, amefura ka Ngoima na akienda alikuwa sawa kumbe ni office husband ameanza kucheka cheka na the new intern mwenye ni mrembo kumliko.

[Almuran @TheAlmuran]

@KiprutToo @ArapTilingi Reminds me of tweep who applauded the integrity and quick emergency response of Kalenjins.
Kuna accident ya gari ilifanyika within their neighbourhood na the affected walikimbizwa hadi hosi bila kuitishwa a cent na kila kitu yao ilikuwa safe kapsaa.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Pep ended his press conference with some encouragement for West Ham😂

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I love young people

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

If you casually flirt with every woman you meet and greet random guys with a “what’s up bro” energy, you'll go far in life. Everyone’s just a kid in an adult body. They want complements and connection. Be that guy and you’ll never be lonely or broke.

[Alotta Truth 武士道 @alotta_truth]

there is a book.

And this book is supposed to be some level of an accurate account of the start of life on Earth.

THIS BOOK records in as early as the 3rd chapter that a female/woman was the first to disobey, disrespect, and try to deceive God. fucking GOD bro.... 😭

THEN lured her husband into the same nasty boat as her.

just think about that for a second

seriously think about that!

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

As a country, we need to be very serious about the future of our children. How can you allocate billions to statehouse and more is spent by a DP in choppers and KSh 95, per learner?

We need to take education seriously in this country.

[Andeka @Primeandeka]

After amejibu mtu anaendelea aje?

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

Hapa vipi? Kotakokim chomiet.