The Alpha Beard

The Michael Phelps of beard growing.

[The Alpha Beard @TheAlphaBeard]

@Schwarzenegger - Alan Ritchson is ripe for a new Terminator project. Kthanksbye

[☆ 𝐖𝐄 ☆ @wefeelingsss]

I in fact do NOT have a pocket full of sunshine, that is a Glock

[UFC @ufc]

Rest in peace.

Charlie Kirk, 1993 - 2025.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Possibly the greatest single male athletic performance of all time

[The Alpha Beard @TheAlphaBeard]

@meelonmuskusa 8452839

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

You get three lives.

[The Alpha Beard @TheAlphaBeard]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[The Alpha Beard @TheAlphaBeard]

Whenever I get sad, I like to go to the grocery store and buy onions. Just so I can hear the voice at the register say "please place your sweet onions on the scale."

[MrHahntacular @MrHahntacular]

"This morning, an individual who was not a student, boarded one of our school buses [...] Boise Police met the bus upon arriving at North Jr. High. [...] It was confirmed that he possessed a gun and a knife hidden in a backpack. The individual is now in the custody." @BoiseDev

[The Alpha Beard @TheAlphaBeard]

#NewProfilePic

[The Alpha Beard @TheAlphaBeard]

@PlatinumPerry would mop the floor with @dillondanis every day of the week and twice on Sunday. No question.

[Dillon Danis @dillondanis]

Who’s Mike Perry?

[The Alpha Beard @TheAlphaBeard]

@BANGenergy what happened to Miami Cola?

[The Alpha Beard @TheAlphaBeard]

"American Homeboy" - Official Trailer (Coming Sept 14th) https://t.co/csIdVYUbUV via @YouTube

[The Alpha Beard @TheAlphaBeard]

@elonmusk My guess is this is another honey trap. Lol

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Watch this and have your mind blown. Whoever wrote the script for this episode of X-Files has to be a time traveler or a senior deep state operative who revealed the entire plan just for giggles 🤯🤣

[HastalaVista @HastaLaVist0]

Logan Paul showed his true colors

Absolutely disgusting way to talk about someone religion, especially a friend who you “love”

Shameful.

[The Alpha Beard @TheAlphaBeard]

@Cobratate Top G shit.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

A man can be in the worst position and all he will say is “I’ll take care of it”

He might be flat broke with no hope, but that’s what he will say.

And might get grumpy but somehow he always finds a way.

Respect to all the real men out there that do the impossible daily.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

ok

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

You are being programmed.

You cannot stop it.

Everything you ARE stems from what you’ve experienced.

It’s an unstoppable force like Gravity.

You cannot stop the programming but,

YOU can CHOOSE what you hear and experience.

You can choose WHAT and WHO programs your mind.