Alvin Collins

My name is Alvin - but you probably knew it already

[Alvin Collins @TheAmazingAlvin]

I don't like my ears, but I kind of like my smile

[Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled]

Stop saying “my favorite female comedian-musician-artist-anything.” Stop making us a subcategory. Sick of it. Happy Holidays!

[Pissarolli (they/them) 🐀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @bonk_horny_rat]

I was listening to The Pitiful Children on my phone when suddenly the song started making a weird sound and then crashed - and suddenly Michael In The Bathroom started normally without me doing anything. Is @BeMoreChill trying to tell me something?

[Alvin Collins @TheAmazingAlvin]

Hi, I’m gay!

#NationalComingOutDay

[Paige Alena @itspaigealena]

me: if you drink this coffee you’re gonna get jittery and anxious and you’re gonna feel sick later.
my brain: good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

[Anelien @cupcakelogic]

someday we'll find it

[Alvin Collins @TheAmazingAlvin]

I love you! ❤️🌈 https://t.co/FiLecVa1g5

[Robin Collins @RobinCollins_42]

I love cats

[Stan Lee @TheRealStanLee]

Thank you twitter. I finally learned how to post a video thanks to you guys.

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

HAPPY HUFFLEPUFF DAY!! To all my hard-working, friend-loving, inclusive brethren out there, hope you have a lovely day of Puff Pride! 💛🖤💛🖤💛

[Pissarolli (they/them) 🐀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @bonk_horny_rat]

I’m a bitch for stupid teen movies.

[Pissarolli (they/them) 🐀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @bonk_horny_rat]

#SaveDirkGently SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

[Bentley PoorCorgiActor @PoorCorgiActor]

Wow! 87,000 #dirkers are wanting a Season three! We can exceed 100,000 fans, share this, sign it and get out the word- FOR MORE CRAZY DIRK GENTLY EPISODES! #dirkgently #savedirkgently #ItsNotOver https://t.co/9wBM91vllx 🐶👅🐾🎥🎬3️⃣

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The Finnish word for pedant, pilkunnussija, translates literally as ‘comma fucker’.

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Heartfelt thanks to the fans of Gravity Falls! If you watched the whole series through, you're now an honorary member of the Pines family 🌲

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

It’s #SHMEBUARY, the month where we all celebrate Shmebulock, the least popular gnome. Show this guy your love by typing, writing, or screaming “Shmebulock” wherever it is least appreciated

[Pissarolli (they/them) 🐀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @bonk_horny_rat]

Today, 20th of November, is #TransgenderDayofRemembrance. Today, we remember lives lost due transphobia.

I salute you, my dear trans brothers and trans sisters. My dear non-binaries, genderqueers and genderless people. I salute you and I love you.

Together we are strong.

[LGBT Pride Quotes @WorldGayPride]

Different is beautiful. Dare to be different.

[Alvin Collins @TheAmazingAlvin]

@OutLaw__42 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

[Alvin Collins @TheAmazingAlvin]

I'M GAY
#ComingOutDay #internationalcomingoutday

[Pissarolli (they/them) 🐀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @bonk_horny_rat]

I'm comfortable with being me. I'm me and that's okay.