Purple_Banana

All the Gods, all the heavens, all the hells are within you - Joseph Campbell

[Purple_Banana @TheAmazingTimo]

Since we’re on the topic of mining, can I make you mine? 😏

[Mono @Nda_mono]

Women in mining 🖤

[Simmy 🇳🇦 @simeonaccount]

If anyone has lost an iPhone 16 Pro Max today at OK or Ackermans, please direct them to the mall’s security desk. I have handed in their SIM card.

[Steven🦅 @stefanusog]

Don’t say anything, just retweet😭😭

[Purple_Banana @TheAmazingTimo]

@dme_363 Cook am! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Purple_Banana @TheAmazingTimo]

Did you mean: “knowing Nigeria”?🤔

[Sammy UgoNabo @Sire_Sammi]

To celebrate this, critical questions must be asked.

Let’s be guided and ask questions. How did she achieve the feat? Who is her father? Is the father another greedy politician that paved way for her? Was nepotism involved?

Did she emerge because of her hardwork and innovation?

These questions need to be asked and answered before she is celebrated.

Knowing Africa, one can already anticipate what the answers would be.

[Purple_Banana @TheAmazingTimo]

🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣

[DME 🇳🇦 @dme_363]

Damn, I forgot, I converted my followers to Naira. 😭

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Was watching this Namibia 🇳🇦 vs Nigeria 🇳🇬 twar but calling Nigeria Abegistan took me out 😂😂

[DME 🇳🇦 @dme_363]

Nigerians when asked to stay in Nigeria.

[MacNatty 🇳🇦 @Natty10_LFC]

God will never allow you to live in Nigeria, unless you wronged him

[DME 🇳🇦 @dme_363]

"How did you know I am from Nigeria"

Also them:

[MacNatty 🇳🇦 @Natty10_LFC]

Nigeria just got a new name officially.

[Punstar @roywahome9]

And don't even think about suing them. Seems you have already lost your case😭

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Smooth Criminal

[Purple_Banana @TheAmazingTimo]

@_bonita7 Spot on!

[Purple_Banana @TheAmazingTimo]

@Gazza467_ We paid N$ 500.00 each to see you. I need a refund of N$ 400.00. The N$ 100.00 was for King Tee Dee.

[Purple_Banana @TheAmazingTimo]

🤣🤣🤣

[down bad comments @downbadcomment]

the most down bad comments of all time

a thread🧵

[Snr 🧸🇵🇹 @vinicius_snrr]

wtf is this advert😭😭

[Purple_Banana @TheAmazingTimo]

@Uncle_Dimitri

[Purple_Banana @TheAmazingTimo]

@laaaities Sure bro. When and where?

[Purple_Banana @TheAmazingTimo]

Trust the process. 😎