Amber McCall

R.I.P brain.

[Amber McCall @TheAmberMcCall]

@tacobell , Is the #tacoemojiengine still functioning?
🌮+💦

[Amber McCall @TheAmberMcCall]

Remember Christmas is a time to celebrate baby Jesus, not #BabyYoda

[Amber McCall @TheAmberMcCall]

Don’t be a dick ... at least for one day this year. #Christmas #rememberSanta #beNice

[Trudy & the Romance @trudymylove]

A noir with vibrant cartoons; troubled ne'er-do-well Little Johnny is lonely and out of luck. Fortunately magic sparks and the wonderful world comes to party 🎉
https://t.co/vDZMGRr8xO
Video by #homerandfarley
Animation by @thunderpuzz

[Trudy & the Romance @trudymylove]

Hallo Deutschland 🇩🇪
Tickets -
https://t.co/76mHziHAze 🔥
Poster by @thunderpuzz ❤️

[Trudy & the Romance @trudymylove]

The fiery bop misses you friend. But he couldn’t face a crowd tonight. Living ain’t easy and cheap hooks won’t do. Johnny and the Spacemen are down and out for the count. It’s a mighty way home now.
Artwork by @thunderpuzz

[Boa Constrictors @boaconstrictors]

Drawing of me by @thunderpuzz #NewProfilePic

[Amber McCall @TheAmberMcCall]

“Im nobody but I’m better than everybody.” - every Twitter user #TuesdayThoughts

[Amber McCall @TheAmberMcCall]

Happy holidays, may Santer Claus bless you all with his magic snow 🤍#Christmas #ChristmasIsComing #Santaiscoming

[Amber McCall @TheAmberMcCall]

Score my design so threadless knows I’m good arter

https://t.co/U5jxGGO3Ub

[Amber McCall @TheAmberMcCall]

Is it just me or is everyone also having a mildly shitty year? The kind of mild shitty where it’s just enough to make you consistently miserable but not enough to have any actual valid complaints.

[Amber McCall @TheAmberMcCall]

Daniel Johnston was an artistic pioneer, he paved the way for wonky artists with broken brains like me to to express our thoughts and feelings 💔. Such a genuinely depressing loss :-(

[Amber McCall @TheAmberMcCall]

Who’s your favorite censored & controversial creative person?

[Amber McCall @TheAmberMcCall]

Boring & bland posts should be reported and removed from the internet instead of creative works.

[Amber McCall @TheAmberMcCall]

I wish cats and dogs had butt-cheeks, that’d be so funny lookin.... and then you wouldn’t constantly have to see their meat hole wingin and wangin in the breeze.

[Boa Constrictors @boaconstrictors]

Boas will be supporting @thelemontwigs this summer on their tour! This will be the first time we’ve ever hit the road. I love the Lemon Twigs. God bless the Lemon Twigs 💛💛

[Trudy & the Romance @trudymylove]

Please enjoy our latest number
https://t.co/LkmRvrYKvF
That’s Not Me has beaten along with my heart ever since the early days. It’s our smooth sailing prayer and a simple break-up ballad.
Real, sweet and irreplaceable
Eat it up💋🦁
Art by @thunderpuzz
Cover by @NiceSwanCreativ

[Amber McCall @TheAmberMcCall]

@imjacobyournot Oh hell yes, that’s exactly what I had in mind

[Amber McCall @TheAmberMcCall]

Brushing your teeth is like washing 32 tiny little dishes multiple times a day. Can someone invent a dishwasher type machine for your mouth? Like maybe a mouth guard that has a special brush for each tooth and you just load it with cleaner and pop it in and relax?

[Amber McCall @TheAmberMcCall]

Whys waking up so hard? Shouldn’t it get easier since you have to do it literally every single day? This life sucks, next one plz.