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@nbcsnl why are the skits on your shows like 90% men? And the women are just like fkn wags? Can you please do like ONE skit about the woman’s culture

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A message to men: you’ve ABANDONED your youth. In your effort to avoid responsibility you’ve avoided instilling any morals in your young boys. This is your fault

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It has been over 60 all of November the earth is DYING

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I fin hate my life

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@Beyonce where can I stream the Renaissance movie?

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Time to start the Christmas dissociation

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There’s just so much to worry about in the world today is what I’m really feeling at my core

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I just tried to talk to my best friend about her well loved boyfriend’s extremely minor inflictions and she completely shut down

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Not me knowing the exact response my best friend was gonna give me when I brought up a subject I knew shes closed off too (and I’m not disrespecting her boundaries by bringing this subject up)

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You know you hit on some hard subjects when your best friend just looks at you after you identify a subject like 😳 and won’t continue

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The most underserved person in America is THE BLACK WOMAN #americasowhite

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Pennsylvania, Georgia, South Carolina, Michigan, and Wisconsin can also suck my fucking dick. You are single-handedly killing your own people by electing a monster.

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I fin hate America

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There’s is something so concerning about November being 75 degrees the entire month

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No hate to Olivia Rodrigo but genuinely did she think the choreography and song progression in her show was good?

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so the cops and the EMT show up and she’s absolutely sobbing losing her mind on the ground and they’re “like ma’am are you OK? Are you OK” and she just keeps crying that Justin Bieber’s canceled his concert. She was like 30.

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@justinbieber I know you’re going through a lot right now, but I’m just saying that if you went out on tour my sister alone would probably buy 100 tickets.

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Someone once ran into her car and while waiting for the police, she called my mom upset, and my mother told her that if she was already upset, she was going to be more upset because Justin Bieber canceled his concert and she then became hysterical

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@nbcsnl bring back Sara news I beg

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People who drink red wine are FAKE. Y’all know that shit tastes exactly like a wet necco wafer. FAKE. YOURE FAKE DONT TALK TO ME