Andrew Sheetz

You heard it here first.

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

i thought of it and then had no choice but to draw it

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Crop dusting around the produce section of the grocery seems criminal.

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This is important

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@ElonMNews A

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I’ve started typing with my laptop directly on my lap for the birth control benefits.

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I can’t stand to lose Tik Tok, I’m still working through the 2014 loss of Flappy Bird.

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It’s a good day to have a good day

[Andrew Sheetz @TheAndrewSheetz]

I know I look trust worthy because a stranger just asked me is she has boogers

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A picture is worth a thousand words. A caption makes that 10x

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I don’t wish unwanted pain on anyone. But if someone is going to eat shit in a scooter. I’d like to be there to see it.

[Andrew Sheetz @TheAndrewSheetz]

Nothing says I’ve given up like Crocs in public.

[Andrew Sheetz @TheAndrewSheetz]

I’m glad you don’t have a type because I’m an acquired taste.

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@MindMoneyHacks What about dry humping on a squeaky bed?

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Denver, North Carolina: you’re not deserving of that name.

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My kink is pens running out of ink

[Andrew Sheetz @TheAndrewSheetz]

Done meet your hero’s. You may look like a fool.

[Andrew Sheetz @TheAndrewSheetz]

A dog is man’s best friend. Unless than man happens to deliver the mail.

[Andrew Sheetz @TheAndrewSheetz]

Nothing says birthday like ordering dessert with lunch

[Andrew Sheetz @TheAndrewSheetz]

Summer in the suburbs is the Super Bowl of dad bods. #YardWork