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[Afsar @TheAngrezJailer]

A common scene that you would witness just before 10 meters of any flyover in the city.

The driver makes a crucial decision instantly in 2 seconds and then that becomes a short movie trailer for the traffic waiting behind that car.

[DriveSmart🛡️ @DriveSmart_IN]

Delhi Dehradun Expressway
If you miss the exit,use the next exit !!

[Afsar @TheAngrezJailer]

@realhyderabad86 That's what you and I expect but markets have never revised pricing downwards in the recent past.

The sheer magnitude of the disruption will take years for supply chain to adjust if it were to happen.

Buyers unlikely to reap any benefit.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Lukewarm take: we need to stop using mental health/therapy buzzwords in day to day life. Not everyone you dislike is a narcissist. Being sad doesn’t mean you’re depressed. There’s a resounding difference between being nervous and having anxiety. You’re not ADHD because you don’t like to sit still. You’re not autistic because you’re quirky. OCD doesn’t mean you’re organized. And for the love of all that is holy, not every situation that made you uncomfortable is “trauma”.

[Afsar @TheAngrezJailer]

@realhyderabad86 Got clue from any dealers or manufacturers or predicting just like that ?

According to you how much will it be revised downwards say for paints or laminates ?

[Afsar @TheAngrezJailer]

Take the economic prosperity back from the west and see how they behave.

[Sameer @BesuraTaansane]

No this is not Pakistan or Bangladesh….these scenes of people shoving & pushing to buy ACs are from France as the country is being lashed by a severe heatwave & most houses in France don’t own an AC

[Afsar @TheAngrezJailer]

Even Pakistanis workers keep their head down but somehow have found these bdeshi bastards always trying to create some nuisance.

[Rakesh Krishnan Simha @ByRakeshSimha]

Bangladesh Muslim waiter named Hussein abused two Indian women in Italy, saying, "You are from f**king India." The women called the Carabinieri and made him apologise. Coward Kanglu tried to give a lame-ass apology by slurring over the words, but they forced him to say, "I'm sorry for abusing India." @GiorgiaMeloni @ITAMinistryofIn please deport this jehadi hater. He is highly likely to offend again and escalate to bigger crimes like terrorism.

[Simply Padmaja @Padmaja_Yatra]

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What Are Jamun Fruits Trying to Tell Us?

This year, I am seeing more jamun (Indian blackberry) fruits in the markets than I have ever seen in the last thirty years.

The fruits are literally raining down from the trees. Even trees that bore only a few fruits last year are heavily laden this season. Trees that usually produce well are dropping an even more abundant harvest.

Why is this happening?

My grandmother used to say:

“If jamun trees shed unusually large quantities of fruit during summer, there is a higher chance of drought that year.”

Interestingly, modern science lends

[ミ🇮🇳★ 𝙆𝙪𝙘𝙝𝘽𝙖𝙖𝙩𝙃𝙖𝙞 ★🇮🇳彡 @KyaaBaatHaii]

Jihad

[Afsar @TheAngrezJailer]

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[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Bengaluru, Karnataka: Congress President Mallikarjun Kharge loses his cool at party workers during the Sankalpa Samavesha programme after the workers raised “DK-DK” slogans

“Will the entire country be affected if you shout here? This is not an individual’s programme, it is a party programme. You useless fellows… There is no worship of individuals here, we are here for the party program which brings all of us together. I have 58 years of political experience. Many leaders have come here; although their contribution to the party is small, the party has given them a very big contribution. Whoever is shouting here, there will be footage, I will take disciplinary action after reviewing the footage, " Kharge said

(Source: KPCC)

[VictorVon Solanki @VictorVonS_]

Deep down we all know...
he is absolutely right...

[Afsar @TheAngrezJailer]

Chicha thinks Indian oil and BPCL simply puts order on zepto based on current spot price and it gets delivered to petrol pumps in 10 mins.

[sandip sabharwal @sandipsabharwal]

Petrol and Diesel prices should have been much lower than what they were prior to the start of the war as Crude was $ 65-70

Now again crude is moving there and fuel prices have already been hiked by 9%

Prices should ideally be cut within 2 weeks.
Will the government do the needful?
@PMOIndia @HardeepSPuri

[Afsar @TheAngrezJailer]

Price hike across the industrial commodity happened thanks to the war. War has ended but market and demand adjusted to the inflated price. Companies won't rollback.

Just 3 months of fun for Trump will cost significantally to the world in next 3 years.

[Shankar Sharma @1shankarsharma]

Massive Point of View thievery again:
Since my interview on NDTV where I gave the Kapil Dev analogy of how Indian IT services companies cannot be blamed for not doing AI just as Kapil could not be blamed for not getting runs (because he always claimed to be a fast bowler): The blame has to fall on the other thousands of companies and entrepreneurs in India who did nothing except sit on their butts, waiting for the 4-5 IT giants to lead all tech revolutions. Imo, Indian IT services companies delivered on their original promise massively and that's where the matter should end. Somebody else should have taken the baton. But people chose to make food delivery, ride healing apps, f&o apps.

Since that day last week, there are now plenty of social media commentaries, articles and posts, copy pasting pretty my view, defending IT services companies. Without any attribution, of course 😂

One such post was even complimented by Kris Gopalakrishnan😊!

Long live the Low IPR country!!

[Afsar @TheAngrezJailer]

Get bombed and received $12bn payout. No better ponzi scheme than this.

[Alok Jain ⚡ @WeekendInvestng]

Pre war
Strait of Hormuz was open
There were no nukes in Iran

Post war
Strait of Hormuz will be open
There will be no nukes in Iran
PLUS
$300B of projects to be awarded

Now you know the reason for the war.

[Afsar @TheAngrezJailer]

Looks like smuggled gold did the trick.

[RedboxGlobal India @REDBOXINDIA]

GOVT CUTS GOLD BASE IMPORT PRICE BY USD 80/10 GM TO USD 1,343/10 GM

[Afsar @TheAngrezJailer]

Absolutely valid take by Shankar Sharma on Indian IT.

Inhone theka nhi leke rakha hua frontier model bnane ka ya for that matter giving inflation adjusted salary above 3L.

https://t.co/gKG3sje6nu

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

What's wrong with him? He's laughing while standing next to a dead body... Checking it as if it's a museum...

He always does this....

[ShilpaSur @NovaShil]

Karnataka: DKS takes a bite of an apple, throws it into the crowd, supporters scramble to grab it! 😭

And they have the audacity to call others "Andh Bhakts"!

[Oggy Janta Party @OjpIndiaoffcial]

Cockroach Janta Party domain registered only 7 days ago.

> Owner sitting in Boston. Site blows up, then suddenly registrar (Hostinger) applies clientHold - DNS completely switched off globally.

Note: Client hold means Hostinger has cut off the domain from DNS, dns completely plugged off, the reason for this is important:
1. Verification issues by owner
2. Suspension for rules violation(since they ran ads on piracy movie sites)
3. Owner-requested: Owners can ask for them to temporarily shut down website.

DNS Infos are completely unavailable, most probably owner pulled the plug
No A records, no resolution anywhere.

> This isn't MeitY magic from India hitting a France- based host(Hostinger), server in america, owner is in usa.

> This is textbook self-sabotage for clout. Owner deliberately triggers the hold to create 'suppression' drama, agitate youth, play martyr, and farm followers + donations.

Classic growth hack. Wake up GenZ. #CockroachScam