The Angry Bartenders

Two expert bartenders who love making cocktails but despair at the people they serve them to! Great recipes and a place to rant, DM us with your story’s 🍸

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Don't you just hate it when a customer gets angry because you tell them the kitchen is closed? Like, sorry there is no chef here what do you want me to do...#CustomerClassic #CustomerService

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A customer just stormed out because I told them we weren’t serving food on Christmas Day🙄 You’re bloody lucky I’m interrupting my Christmas to come and serve you drinks you little.... lovely thoughtful customer 😤 #CustomerService #customerclassics #ChristmasDrinks

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Don’t ask me for a double if you’re going to complain 10 minutes later that it’s to strong with half of it drunk #customerclassic

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Old Fashioned: The perfect sunday cocktail we use @WoodfordReserve and @AngosturaHouse for that lovely warming flavour to set you up for the week to come. Its a very simple cocktail but packs a great taste and is brilliant for a relaxing drink by the fire. #Sundaydrinks #relax

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Those customers that complain on a busy Sunday shift they’ve been waiting for 30 mins when it’s really been max 10 when you’re trying to balance cocktails, huge drinks orders and not having a mental breakdown, need to chill the hell out 😤#customerclassics #SundayFunday #barfun

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@theginkin @BlingBottle This would make any bar look extra special

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It's Saturday Night! Get to a bar and order a Dark 'N' Stormy! The start to a great December!
#SaturdayNight #Cocktail #Bartender

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I had a customer complain today that his ice cubes weren’t symmetrical and it’s fair to say that that’s enough bar tending for today 😮 I can’t even #customerantics #why

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That customer that always looks at you like they want something, so you ask but really they are just weird #customerantics

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@theginkin @Edinburgh_Gin We love this gin it tastes great and the bottle is so beautiful

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We love gin here @TheAngryBarboys and tonight we sampled @TheTigerGin it’s now one of our favourite. It has a wonderful aroma of juniper and citrus 🍊With @FeverTreeMixers the flavour is vibrant, you get juniper and liquorice in abundance. It’s a wonderfully complex flavour 👌

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@BoutiqueyWhisky That looks like a perfect evening in a box👌🥃

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@disreputebar I love being a member here it is perhaps the perfect bar. I don’t get to go as much as I would like though

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Todays cocktail of the day is the Moscow Mule. Its a sublimely simple cocktail which packs a punch. It's perfect, whether you're having drinks at home or out with friends at a bar this is a great one to kick your thursday night off. #cocktailoftheday

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@DrinksByTheDram @SpiritShowLDN Had these last Christmas and they were amazing and such a nice treat to have after dinner or during 😂

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@ginraguk @GinKokoro Some of the spirits coming out of Japan sound fantastic this is definitely one to try👌

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That customer that
1. Studies the wine/cocktail list for ages
2. Has a load to drink and racks up a tab

And then finally...

3. Complains non stop about the prices and the bill when it comes🙄

#customerclassic #customerantics

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@GinMonkeyUK @EastIndiaCoGin 😍

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@WreckinCoastGin @GlassOfBubbly I think we may have to try this sounds amazing!