Angry Bank Tellers United

We're bank tellers, and we're tired of your shit.

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

RIP to Saturday bankers!

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

Hey so when you're done watching #GameofThrones and you're super disappointed and mad at the ending, read about the ridiculous tales of one banker's journey in #ABankersJourney and get some feel-good laughs in before you have to go back to work tomorrow. https://t.co/sEMwT5jadk

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

I've fallen really far behind on keeping the journal up to date on the blog, but I did manage to update about five entries, check it out! https://t.co/sEMwT5jadk #ABankersJourney #BankerProblems #TellerProblems

[Your Bank Asst. Mgr. @banktellerlife]

Guy sends in $ & DL. Me: How much is the cash? Guy: Oh I didn't count it. Me: Do you also leave your house unlocked? Guy: What? Me: Nothing.

[Your Bank Asst. Mgr. @banktellerlife]

Me: "Good morning! May I help you?" Customer: "I don't want to be here." Whaaaat a coincidence, that makes both of us. #tellerlife

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

Day 88. A customer came in with a preprinted check made out to himself from our bank. No one could tell him why the bank had issued it. Bureaucracy at its finest. #BankerProblems #TellerProblems https://t.co/ScC0xHmytR

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

Day 87. My favorite kinds of bills to mutilate are those with political messages. Do people really think mutilating bills is the best way to get a message out there? As if they won't be immediately removed from circulation by bank tellers. #TellerProblems https://t.co/isgo7i95Si

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

Day 86. I had the idea for us all to get personal sized Play-Doh for when we're slow, and it's easily been the best choice of my life. #ABankersJourney #BankerProblems #TellerProblems #BankingLife https://t.co/zYrkMcN0mc

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

Day 85. Apparently five dollar Tuesdays at the movies is also known as "Trailer Trash Tuesday." I feel betrayed. #BankerProblems #TellerProblems #ABankersJourney #ThingsYourBankTellerHates https://t.co/upq4DvoEGT

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

Day 84. We got so desperate to get rid of the Christmas music that we turned the stereo off altogether. We lasted a full fifteen minutes in silence before we caved. #BankerProblems #TellerProblems https://t.co/Xfwj9GATqo

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

Day 83. Christmas was last week. It's now the New Year and our stereo is stuck playing holiday music. Please send help. We can't make it much longer. #BankerProblems #TellerProblems https://t.co/9VFGygrhkx

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

Day 82. We had to decorate masks for kids for community day. I based mine off comic book characters and delighted in the horrifying design I ended up with for Harley Quinn. I can only hope to have scarred a child. #BankerProblems https://t.co/YLkXrWzLMN

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

Day 81. I didn't see the "KKK" license plate on a car my black coworker showed me and referred to it as "cool." Recovery is impossible. #RIP #Awkward #TellerProblems #ABankersJourney https://t.co/pm4dUF4bWl

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

Day 79. I wasted an hour of my life attempting to help customers send a wire because they couldn't decide whether or not to do it. #BankerProblems #ThingsYourBankTellerHates #ABankersJourney https://t.co/ChZWUjAkko

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

Day 78. A customer walked into the branch and up to me and wanted to withdraw money out of his #CitizensBank account. He did not realize that we were not, in fact, #CitizensBack. #TellerProblems #ThingsYourBankTellerHates https://t.co/5pyceqZEfS

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

Day 77. I ended up catfishing another employee through our Skype profiles. It all started with a simple question and I just wanted to help. I'm not a bad person, I swear! #TellerProblems #BankerProblems #ThingsYourBankTellerHates https://t.co/uXyo5wBdp4

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

Day 76. Today is #ChristmasEve, and we're spending the day counting how many Christmases we can ruin for people. #ABankersJourney #ThingsYourBankTellerHates #TellerProblems https://t.co/OMolH3Q6Nf

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

Day 75. Alexis was helping a customer do a deposit. They handed her a decent amount of cash for her to process, wrapped in toilet paper. She flipped the container over to empty it and out falls some of the Good Kush. We didn’t give it back. #TellerProblems https://t.co/k2RK5c9pMy

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

Day 74. A customer called and asked what time we’re open until today. I let him know that we’re open until five. He then asked, “This isn’t just an ATM, right?” I didn’t know ATMs had their own secretaries. #TellerProblems #ThingsYourBankTellerHates https://t.co/ArY6HsxD8y

[Angry Bank Tellers United @TheAngryTellers]

Day 73. I asked a customer if he wanted an envelope with his cash, to which he replied, “Nope, I’ll take it raw!” #TellerProblems #ThingsYourBankTellerHates #ABankersJourney #BankerProblems https://t.co/PmTpqnzLm5