The Anomoly

Me: I should Tweet more. Also Me: doesn’t Tweet more. Amateur Technologist

[The Anomoly @TheAnomoly_]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@InmanKolten Bro! I just moved out there and have been trying to get ahold of you. It’s important so give me a call back. I need to talk to you about your cars extended warranty expiring soon!!1!

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One of my favorite things to do when I have some time to myself is to get high and go swimming in some good lyrics. Just finished a bowl, put on my goggles and queued up the new Drake album.
😶‍🌫️🥽🏊‍♂️🎧

[The Anomoly @TheAnomoly_]

I’m blown away rn while watching team USA play for gold. The efficiency that they update the scoreboard is unheard of.

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Oh Simple Plan, what a time when we were all sad and happy about it. Now we’re all sad and upset about it…

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@kar_wheel Are we just gunna ignore you use the ping feature 50% of that amount as well 😂

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@JimiRads Where has the time gone followed by anything would get my ❤️

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Finally got to share the floor with @StephenCurry30! Well overdue and I loved every single second!! #GreatestShooterOfAllTime #ChangedHowTheGameIsPlayedByHimselfAlone #RespectBeyondWords #JustSomeKidsBornInAKRON🤴🏾

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America is back.

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@MRNOGAINS Maybe, I’d just assumed this would get suppressed too though

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@MRNOGAINS Bro me too!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just to be clear: there is nothing “pro-life” about denying people comprehensive sexual education, making birth control harder to access, forcing others to give birth against their will, and stripping them of healthcare and food assistance afterwards.

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@xliiiiiish If you’re the type of person that puts them in the microwave than you vote pizza role. If you bring value to society, than you put them in the oven and obviously vote bagel bite.

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Chris Wallace needs to update his resume to add cat herder.

#PresidentialDebate2020 #BidenTrumpDebate

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@xliiiiiish Nah, I just know a guy who knows a guy.

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#WakandaForever

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@xliiiiiish When you get to that level, you can keep track of your own stats in your head my dude #ballislife

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@xliiiiiish

[Justin Massongill 🫠 @_JZTN_]

This has been one hell of a generation.