Alejandro

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

1 - Clock in

2 - Do enough work to not get fired

3 - Never do enough work to become important

4 - Clock out

[𝐉𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐇▐┛ @YungFascist]

Hey Hitler

Yes Benito?

SIX SEVENNNNN

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

"What is this?"

"Your copy of the game, sir"

"No, that's impossible; it should just be a license... and how does it work?"

"You can install it anywhere on your PC, on your external SSD, or on a Blu-ray disc. No launcher or DRM required"
"Wait seriously?"

"Yeah" "Oh...Wow"

[Marian Herrera @marianherrrera]

A Alfaro le dan vergüenza sus frases pero el arte es más fuerte que él.

[đämįân @d4muchi]

la vida me dio dos pulmones
uno para fumar y el otro para suspirar por vos

[Alejandro @TheAnonimatex]

Plan B

[Anubis @eduantao]

É assustador perceber que nós nunca sabemos o que outra pessoa sente, não importa o que ela diga, pode ser tudo uma simples mentira

[Lucian @torturamente]

Cuando ya no te bancás actitudes de mierda y mandás a la reputísima mierda a todos los que te joden

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[Juanss🧉 @juansuarezzzz_]

Cada vez me chupa mas un huevo todo

[autist @litteralyme0]

real

[jugodenaranja9 @LilJugo_0]

Así es xddd