Just Here for the Jokes

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

NEW YORK (AP) — Judge orders E. Jean Carroll be paid $5M after jury found President Trump sexually abused and defamed her.

[Ellie Leonard🇺🇦 @RedPencilScript]

Why is TMZ showing us more than the DOJ

[• @yducknow]

Uber driver: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
me: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
Uber driver:🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Xctober @xctobermc]

Dominos been moving like this to PlayStation:

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

Me, a week before my period comes, for absolutely no reason😪🥹

[Nose @NoseOfDeath]

This is the 2nd PHYSICAL product your promoting since your fuck up.

We KNOW you hear us and we're not gonna stop until you reverse your decision.

Go fuck yourself.

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

not only is it not Friday, it's not even Thursday 😭😭😭😭😭

[Francis @ghostof_francis]

A nigga just wants to be financially free

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A pilot jumped out of the door of a moving plane to his death, leaving the student he was teaching to fly to land the aircraft by herself.

The student said he told her, "You know what you have to do, carry on" https://t.co/sQNtRP1LZS

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jon Bernthal reveals he will say “Let me tell you something” in ‘THE ODYSSEY’.

“You could watch hours of me just saying that [online] but it is in every script!”

(Source: @CBR)

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 Ms 1/11 🎂 @KryssyLaReina]

I am screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Too much minimalism will have your apartment looking like a Psych ward.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I don’t think the Gmail “unsubscribe” button does literally anything

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 BREAKING: Democrats officially block the construction of world’s largest data center in Virginia.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

successfully wasted the first half of 2026

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

Your phone when you say you want to buy something

[kjngamer @kjngamer]

@PlayStation Give us physical discs

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘THE WRONG GIRLS’, starring Kristen Stewart, Alia Shawkat, LaKeith Stanfield, Seth Rogen and Kumail Nanjiani.

The film follows 2 stoner girls who gain telepathic abilities after taking an experimental drug.

In theaters on August 14.

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

the only data center that should be funded is the fucking library.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

do i love to read? yes. can i also not read for months? also yes.