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Diego. 30 year old fan of things. Super enthusiastic for everything I love. Sincere. Self Improver. Robots. I love Robots.

[AppleShampoo @TheAppleShampoo]

Saw one of my favorite bands with one of my best friends. It was glorious @TBSOfficial

[K @iiamkrshn]

real.

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@lorxell @KnightOfLag0s If I recall correctly, he mentions it in Homecoming with Donald Glover.

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@yoxics I want them to do hardcore WoW.

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@Tortilla_Senpai We still have Vigilantes. I guess.

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@Tortilla_Senpai I feel like we’re on parallel journeys with this game. But only one of us will be with Panam at the end 😑

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@FullRetardRadar Wow. I’m surprised of the lack of idiots in these replies. I have yet to see “camera guy is an asshole” or “she doesn’t want to be recorded” or “they’re just rage baiting”.

[C @galac_2]

Out of all the people that i lost, I miss myself the most

[j64th @literallymej]

I need to be 15 again, I know what to do this time

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

genuinely perhaps the most failed rebranding in history, everyone still calls it twitter unless you're a mega chud

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@CoveredGeekly Wait…didn’t Josh die?

[sloan @Sloanstweets]

IN THIS HOUSE IT'S CALLED "TWITTER"! END OF STORY!

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

when you stop texting first and realize that nobody really fw you

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@TRUEStrategic Her posts are funny too

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

accidentally made a suicide joke in front of ppl who’ve never been suicidal before

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@TMZ Off to Night City

[David not Goliath @David_Da_Boss]

“What's so bad about being with me?" is hands down the CREEPIEST line to ever be uttered by any horror movie character, and it's not even from the killer #Obsession

[David not Goliath @David_Da_Boss]

He asked Ian to specifically say “I wish Bear never made a wish” because he wants to be able to make another wish, that’s why he bought 2 wish willows. Even after all that, he still wants to control Nikki #Obsession

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@David_Da_Boss Wtf he bought two? Oh shit he did! Wow didn’t not put it together but yeah. Billion dollars then at the end. I’m dumb.