Bis Against Elias

(rp) ur fav disaster bi in the archives, Tim. all i kno: hate elias eat hot chip lie be bi & love my SPOUSE @Archives_Safaa. i joined the hunt sexy. (mod is 21)

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@InternTabby i refuse to wear leggings if i die I die. booty shorts for life. they go from day to evening. from casual to the birth of ur daughter.

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i think booty shorts are the ideal choice for winter

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i can now officially start a group called Fathers Against Elias

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OH also im a dad now

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@advancedmimicry im too hot to get hypothermia 😤💪🏽 a ho never gets cold. but YEAH its cool imma dad now! shes just a lil baby and so cute i would die 4 her

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illegally i have 7 cats now don’t tell my spouse or the cops but also if u do i will seduce them 2 get out of trouble

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@CarafaxCarnival im correct what r u saying dear g-d at

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i dont celebrarte christmans and u cant make me but i think it wuld b sexy if santa had an axe 🪓🎅🏾💦

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@Real_SashaJames i am always correct its very sexy of me i think

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with ur help i can make this a reality

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@InternTabby fuck yeah

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@InternTabby sup do u think santa should have an axe (the correct answer is yes)

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fellas,, start showing some cleavage. wear some booty shorts. seduce people. put on sexy makeup. embezzle. wear some lace.

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i think men should dress a little more slutty

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@Vic_theITguy as a treat!!!

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safaa' says if anyone uses a stapler or has an open drink in the archvies im legally allowed 2 hunt them 4 sport

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ACAB
all clowns are bastard
also cops

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im just saying no one had an issue when I let a few dozen stray cats into the library

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Why can’t I steal a bunch of birds in peace next you guys are gonna get mad about the swans

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Or the geese
There’s a lot of birds I found but birds aren’t illegal

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Are ostriches birds time sensitive question