Felix Archstone

Player for the Austin Copperheads. Kansas City Alum. O-Line for life. #FloridaMade #FearTheHiss #FearTheHowl #FearTheFish #ISFL

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

Can’t believe I’m going to be playing in the big game today. I’ve been trying all day to find my chill zone, but there’s just no getting rid of these nerves. Even so, no room for mistakes today.

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

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[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

First full season with the new team. Time to rock and roll.

[Austin Copperhead ISFL @IsflAustin]

Look who it is, a rock in the Austin OL and owner of the best hair in the Lockeroom @TheArchstone52

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

@ChikawaraQB @yeboah28904661 These words are painful to read. How could fate be so cruel.

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

@cquigzz Happy to be reunited, brother. Let's show the league what this fearsome duo is made of.

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

Tough loss to see, but proud of the Yotes as always. Exciting game all around.

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

Just got done talking to my therapist. Had to be convinced not to retire after allowing a sack today. No excuses for it.

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

Let the record show that I have never once allowed @ChikawaraQB to be sacked. Many might think with the new way the league is playing this season, I'll slip up and it'll happen. Hate to break it to those people, but it won't happen. She will never hit the dirt under my watch.

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

82 pancakes and 0 sacks allowed. Not bad for a rookie. Glad the work and focus paid off to be listed alongside so many great players.

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

I've been hardcore mediating to be ready for the next couple of games. Perhaps I can channel enough positive chackra to push the entire team to victory.

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

Insanely close game out there tonight. Feel good about the outlook so far. Also feel pretty good about my play. 4 pancakes and didn’t allow any of my assignments to hit Chika. Hope we can get our first W at home next and start rolling.

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

First real game with the Baltimore Hawks tomorrow. Insane feeling to be at this point. Really hit me when I was looking around in my team plane and saw all these players I idolized just a few years ago that are now equals of mine. Gotta give it my all for them and myself.

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

Good preseason games by me as well as getting announced as a DSFL pro-bowler. Not a bad day, to say the least. Still a lot of work to be done though.

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

Welcome to the DSFL officially, rookies! Excited to see all of you, especially those new Coyote players in action.

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

Don't forget to draft Baltimore OLine in Fantasy.

...Why did I choose this position again?

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

Excited to welcome in the new rookies to KC soon. Lots of great prospects in this draft that I have no doubt will be crushing it in the league.

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

The Hawks gave me Gordita Crunch's old locker. Guess I truly have become nothing but a Taco Bell menu item.

[Baltimore Hawks @HawksBaltimore]

Congrats to our stunning @RFootballsim for taking how WRotY and ORotY! Truly a stunning season with more to come! #WingsUp

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

@cquigzz @EmiliaPBE Connor, I don't know why you were tweeted by her, or why you decided to tweet this at her, but before I leave for Baltimore, I am going to kick your ass. Or maybe you'll kick my ass in my attempt to kick your ass. The point is, ass is getting kicked over this.

[Felix Archstone @TheArchstone52]

I don't know why I got 2 votes for OLOTY, but you two people are very cool people indeed.

That being said, really proud of the boys this year. Tons of great performances to be proud of. Performances that no trophy or vote can take away from them.