The Arsenal Roast

Just a Gooner here for the banter and the roasts. If you can't take a joke, look away. COYG!

[The Arsenal Roast @TheArsenalRoast]

I thought #Riyad Mahrez was old, done and washed...what did I just watch!!!

[The Arsenal Roast @TheArsenalRoast]

Imagine he pulls it off again, just 1 man #messi having 9 Ballon d'Or awards...we thought he was done not knowing that the #GOAT was just getting started... your #GOAT𓃵7 once said that he wanted to retire at the highest level of football 💔

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@AanuGodPlenty @TotalFootball No, because he is cold blooded and he speaks actions 😭🤣

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I thought it is rigged 😕💔 🤣🤣🤣

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@PolymarketFC They best there is and shall ever be....GOAT🙌

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@UTDTrey wake up and cry, the GOAT is cooking 🤣

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@EduardoHagn Keep

[The Arsenal Roast @TheArsenalRoast]

@TrollFootball You are a bad boy...you are a very bad boy🤣

[The Arsenal Roast @TheArsenalRoast]

@EduardoHagn Hope we get that dude...I always hate it whenever he plays against us. If we get him, I will roast any midfield combo itw

[The Arsenal Roast @TheArsenalRoast]

@juliuseke11 So where does that leave their dogs "Real Madrid"🤭

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@UTDTrey All this because your GOAT scored a brace against Uzbekistan and couldn't stop yelling "I'm back" like he just won the world cup

[The Arsenal Roast @TheArsenalRoast]

@mfc_mrpage I'm back from the future...
Phillips 2.0😭🤣

[A S L A M @Aslam91441140]

Today is the Day ⚔️🛡️⚽

France 🇨🇵 vs Norway 🇸🇯
Mbappe 👑 vs Haaland 🤖

The World biggest striker Mbappé is Coming,,,,🔥

[A S L A M @Aslam91441140]

Aura 🇸🇯👑💀🔥...

[The Arsenal Roast @TheArsenalRoast]

He was so eager to hate that he couldn't even spell the man's name right. "Hencapie"? Sounds like a budget frozen chicken pot pie, not a Bundesliga-winning center-back. It's Hincapié. Classic United fan behavior worrying about Arsenal's transfers flopping because looking at his own club's actual transfer history over the last few years hurts too much to face. 🤦

[LancerGNF @LancerGNF]

Hencapie

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@UTDTrey I see what you are trying to do. You are a bad boy 😭🤣

[The Arsenal Roast @TheArsenalRoast]

@UTDTrey Hate aside, I feel you 🤭

[The Arsenal Roast @TheArsenalRoast]

@EduardoHagn @alex_crook The pull of the champions 🏆
I love it...
Pull him in

[The Arsenal Roast @TheArsenalRoast]

🌶️ Bukayo Saka: 110 G/A (60G, 50A)
🇧🇪 Eden Hazard: 84 G/A (49G, 35A)
🇪 Cristiano Ronaldo: 111 G/A (77G, 34A)
@statmuse
He is literally matching teenage/early 20s Cristiano Ronaldo output and completely clearing Hazard at the same age, while carrying our right wing every week. The media bias is real. 🤫📊

[The Arsenal Roast @TheArsenalRoast]

🚨 Unpopular opinion: If Bukayo Saka played for Real Madrid or Man City, the media would be hyping him as a future Ballon d'Or winner every single week.
​He gets punished statistically just for wearing red and white. Let’s argue. 🧵 👇

[The Arsenal Roast @TheArsenalRoast]

People really try to downplay a winger who already cleared 60 Premier League goals before turning 25 while playing in the toughest league in the world. 📊
​Let's compare his production at the same age to world-class wingers who played for Real Madrid or Man City. The agenda is loud, but the numbers are louder. 🤫👇