TheArtistBWA

I am...The Artist!

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RealBWA1 @bwabadass So, what happened? The champ is here!

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RealBWA1 RIDICULOUS! The Dude can’t face me one-on-one. I DEMAND a Steel Cage match. One Artist and one idiot enter, only the Artist leaves!

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RealBWA1 I would enjoy it more if management & ownership would stop slacking and give me my title opportunity against The Dude...or are you all taking after the Crown Prince if Lazy?

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RealBWA1 There is no finer wrestler in the BWA Universe and no one as artistically skilled as I. The world is blessed to have me as a modern day Renaissance Man of the Squared Circle and I should be its champion.

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RealBWA1 I rightfully deserve to be both the number one contender AND the champion. I never lost the match. If The Dude has any sort of backbone, he’d face me one-on-one.

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

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[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RealBWA1 @RDEvsWWE But fear not, BWA Universe, for I–the Premier Performer, the Sculpted Pinnacle of Perfection, the Creator of Craftsmanship–the Artist, will become both the Light Heavyweight Champion AND the Steel City Champion. These plebeians will become part of the Gallery of Pain!

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RealBWA1 I swear the GM & owner don’t know what the hell they’re doing, giving title opportunities to slobs like The Dude, conmen like The Gambler (or to themselves, in the case of @RDEvsWWE), and letting me, the Premier Performer, go without?!? The BWA Universe wants me as their champ!

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RDEvsWWE The ref was confused by the B.O. of The Dude and blinded by The Gambler’s cheap, knock-off Reno jewelry. The Dude AND The Gambler never beat me. This is just a bit of artistic block on my way to a championship masterpiece.

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RealBWA1 The Dude beat The Gambler but he didn’t beat me. I DEMAND my one-on-one championship match. Someone tell The Dude when he wakes up from his pizza and beer couch slumber.

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RealBWA1 Incredible! This gaggle of clowns gets a triple threat match, possibly even being the highlight of the show, and I’m relegated to my own triple threat match to the subpar idiots, The Dude & The Gambler? I should be headlining #BWAManiaIV because I’m the premier performer at BWA!

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RDEvsWWE You wish, you backwoods, yokel. Don’t you have a maple tree to pump or a mountie to mount? I’m sure you need to get back to the woods and share your family’s one set of dentures to eat dinner.

Neither The Dude or The Gambler could hurt me, & neither can you. LOL!

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RealBWA1 First, I’ll be adding The Dude and The Gambler to my Gallery of Pain and the Rowdy Robby (@RDEvsWWE) shortly thereafter. Nothing will stop me from creating a new BWA Universe World Order.

I’m ready to paint the canvas red with all their blood!

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RealBWA1 And once I’m the rightful Steel City Champion, I’ll be coming after Rowdy Robby (@RDEvsWWE) for MY BWA Light Heavyweight Championship, to become the BWA Universe’s first dual champion and bring artistic respectability to this whole organization.

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RealBWA1 But fear not, BWA Universe, for I–the Premier Performer, the Sculpted Pinnacle of Perfection, the Creator of Craftsmanship–the Artist, will defeat both that dunce, The Dude, and that penny slot machine wannabe, The Gambler, and become your new Steel City Champion.

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RealBWA1 Unbelievable! That slob, The Dude, just cost me my rightful one-on-one match against that lazy card shark, The Gambler, & now that no talent hack, @RDEvsWWE, is forcing me to fight BOTH of these subpar amateurs so I can wear MY championship belt? What a joke! BWA deserves better!

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RDEvsWWE @RealBWA1 And that hard work has paid off–I’m the Premier Performer, the Sculpted Pinnacle of Perfection, the Creator of Craftsmanship. I am The Artist!

And I’m the must-see performer on BWA, unlike you who just schemed your way into matches & cheated talent out of opportunities.

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RDEvsWWE @RealBWA1 I’m glad to see you learned how to use your phone to take a screenshot. I know technology can be difficult for you all in the great white north, what with all the moose poop and maple syrup covering everything. Now go clean MY championship belt off, you plebeian.

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RDEvsWWE @RealBWA1 There’s subtle and then there’s you, a slob-like mess who probably spills mustard on yourself (and my championship belt, ugh) and thinks it adds to the, “esthetic of your look,” when really you’re just lazy.

[TheArtistBWA @TheArtistBWA]

@RealBWA1 @RDEvsWWE Look at that colossal yinzer turd, Rowdy Robby, poppin’ squats & doing splits, like some sort of drunken run-off that oozed out of PNC Park and leeched into the Allegheny River. Disgusting how you sully MY championship belt with your uncouthness.