Obama's Second Cousin

I fuck women...
a lot of women...
I mean a lot of women

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

Feeling like a little sillybilly, where the lady's @? 🤙🤪😈🥱

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

Ong adventure time got it right, when I die I'm goin to be sent to a dead world. I ain't a Wyatt either I'm a Jake ong🔥💀💪🤙

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

@EiichiOdaArt I stole your NFT, right out from under your nose

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

@MemesCentraI Engineering

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

@Its_Jawsh I am a gamer

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

Call me a Plumber the way im layin pipe😈👅💦🍆

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

Call bitches who ride my dick

Hog rida😈🥶👹

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

R.I.P Big Homie🐻‍❄️

I'll miss you man.

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

My soul cannot be cleansed of these Sins, even the all father would look away.

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

@AlinityTwitch No they aren't.

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

@PanchoIsBored Awful take

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

@Garfield Garfield

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

Deez nites be getting longer. 😔

https://t.co/DtKueao7DQ

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

Being straight as a dude just means you got a nut allergy

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

@ValorLeaks Don't.

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

@137Force I said what I said.

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

@JohnCena Good point John!!!

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

Why would I fuck women when my hand already knows what I want

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

I got a divorce.

[Obama's Second Cousin @TheAsianObama2]

I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane.

So how's your day going?