Robert Woo

Almost comedian.

[Robert Woo @TheAsianSlant]

"I'm starting a(n) _________"

-blog
-improv group
-sketch group
-webseries
-YouTube channel
-podcast
-OnlyFans <----- you are here
-career in real estate
-2nd marriage
-cat colony

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Man @LilNasX looks better every year.

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Figure out your audio @peacock, this is the only thing you have worth watching.

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Why was this debate better? #Debates2024

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That pause was so pregnant that #MitchMcConnell moved to abort.

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I wish I was confident enough to blame all my life's problems on constellations and planets in a line too.

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Dobby is a free elf

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@SKleinedler This fucking sucks.

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Man, Gen Z posts some really mundane stuff of TikTok.

*looks at Facebook feed of Millennial friends*

Oh.

[Robert Woo @TheAsianSlant]

Anyone else's COVID card starting to look like the back of your high school year book?

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@M_Night_Salomon @JJPinball @WonkaPinball Cool.

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The Mario movie is better on shrooms.

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Everyone is just hate-using Twitter now, yes?

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Do you use

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Do I want to get a burger and fries at @fly_BUR or should I pay rent?

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Mockup of the #Beyonce tickets I can afford.

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I EXPRESSLY LEFT BOSTON TO BE DONE WITH SNOW AND NOW THERE'S SNOW HERE WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN

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I'm convinced that they are making up battery brands to mess with new remote owners.

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If you get this with pumpkin spice and milk, that's bread. You're eating bread.

[CNN @CNN]

Starbucks wants you to give olive oil coffee a shot. Really. https://t.co/tnFdY2qXT7