Astrodamus

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[Astrodamus @TheAstrodamus]

Before anyone says bandwagon or hates for me rooting for the Tigers for the rest of the post season I was born there and it’s my 2nd city so fuck off Houston over all always

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@BenOndaTop Right back at ya. Don’t even know what I did 😂😂😂 @TheDannyDonVito main

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@AstroSmokeyX No they literally call me that

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Side account rebrand

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@astros_dude Good times

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@MonarchDafey

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@YAE1722 Texans then I can complete the trio of seeing each of Houston’s sports teams win their first championship

[ᵂᴵᴸᴸ @BiasedHouston]

What did y’all tell us in 2018?

Stop crying.

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Rockets look like true playoff contenders

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@LVann_Sports Not at all

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@astros_dude To be alive

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@SamanthaKronos 😭

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@MonarchDafey

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My new main got locked for some reason so I’ll be in this for awhile

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@TheDannyDonVito @TexanicoYT @_MLFootball No you cook

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@TheDannyDonVito @TexanicoYT @_MLFootball I sure do hate all the burners

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I just recovered my first X Account somehow after years of not having it and I am thinking of making that my main and possibly deleting this one. If you care follow me @TheDannyDonVito

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@astros_dude Sorry I meant the teams they beat only have a combined win total of 2

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@astros_dude Frauds bro the teams they beat this year are 0-2

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@emilyuel Bro said hold my beer I got this 😂😂😂