Austin Kelley

Carpenter Dad. Jesus was a carpenter.

[Austin Kelley @TheAustinKelley]

@nflmemes @hifgr74 @MChesney15

[Austin Kelley @TheAustinKelley]

@christiankeIIey Embrace the culture , Daxton Hill at 32 😂

[Austin Kelley @TheAustinKelley]

@christiankeIIey This aged well 😂

[Austin Kelley @TheAustinKelley]

I’m getting #BUSCHHHHH gear for drinking beer and you can too. Yes, really. Sign up at https://t.co/Gdq6DyytzW. https://t.co/i2tYSOnTMS

[Austin Kelley @TheAustinKelley]

Birthday celebration part 2, taking Ky to Sesame Street live! https://t.co/t93yvzmOvg

[Austin Kelley @TheAustinKelley]

HO-LY, SANTA CLAUS SHIT

[NFL @NFL]

TOUCHDOWN, @PATRIOTS! #SB51 https://t.co/53Di7orXPU

[Austin Kelley @TheAustinKelley]

Well, it's safe to say that None of my squares have a chance now..

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Pats fans..

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

Pats Bleeding Out!!!! Rise da PFUOCK UP!!!!

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

When the waitress says "enjoy your dinner" and you say "you too!"

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

A plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive at least a little bit. The Beatles did.

[Jason Mustian (derogatory) @jasonmustian]

Good, I was getting sick of the crying Jordan meme.

[Chris Robinson @ChrisRobinsonNJ]

Can executive orders overturn a #SuperBowl? Asking for a handsome friend.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

How's your day going, Tom Brady? #SB51

[Austin Kelley @TheAustinKelley]

Fuck.

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Never forget. #SuperBowl

[Austin Kelley @TheAustinKelley]

And so it begins, don't really care who wins, go squares!

[Austin Kelley @TheAustinKelley]

@tylernrogers truth r/cringe