Jeb Tastic!

Hi I'm Jebediah and I like biology and Billy and I love Maddie. That's about it.

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Raise your hand if you forgot this twitter existed 🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋

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I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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I hate when my little aqua-grow polar bear never grows and all the water leaks out. #sadchildhood

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I only like valentines day because my friends give me food for the single-kid-pity-party.

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I was going for the j beibs look and got Amish school boy. #rockingthebowlcut #theawkwardjeb

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Even my cat won't look me in the eye.

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I've called very teacher mom. #lovethemsomuch #awkward

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I don't have a belly button... #theawkwardjeb

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I wish my friends would call me a "lax bro". That title is quite honorable.

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Best Friday nights are spent watching brides day on TLC. #theawkwardjeb

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Mr gassert and I share a secret language.. #ofawkward

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The hottest thing I've seen all day was a hot pocket. #awkward #theawkwardjeb

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Girls in cheetah print give off the impression that they're frisky. #meow #theawkwardjeb

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#ifiwereinarelationship I'd finally become a man. #theawkwardjeb

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Damn, 7 followers! Makes me want to dance around in my underwear in the comfort of my own bedroom!

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I wonder how this study hall would react if I stood up right now and yelled "GAY BABY". You know, cause its #awkward in here.

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So excited to see Stinson next period 💙💚💛❤💜

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I rock the awk! #awkward #theawkwardjeb

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"the #awkward moment when you accidentally almost hold hands with the person you're walkin next to". I say this when someone rejects my hand

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I have no pets because when I was younger all 8 of my gerbils ran away. #posttraumaticstress #theawkwardjeb