— 𝐴𝑧𝑖𝑟𝑎𝑝ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑒 𖤍

“Best not to speculate. It's all part of the Great Plan. It's not for us to understand. It's ineffable.” 𖤍 “I forgive you, @MineralNotARock.”

[— 𝐴𝑧𝑖𝑟𝑎𝑝ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑒 𖤍 @TheAzirapalala]

“Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was 𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽, that he was 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁𝒾𝑔𝑒𝓃𝓉, and that he was 𝑔𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇 than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”

🧡#GoodOmensRP, #MVRP
🧡 Multiverse. Multiship. 21+

🧡RT?

[jae 💙| #freepalestine🍉 @luvizenha]

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH SHIT OH MY GOD OH LORD AWERTYUIOP[OIUYHFDXCVHJKLO;POIU7Y6TEWERTY789098765RDCVBNML;P[P-098765R

[kris @notwithhaste__]

what if we kissed at the good omens escalator

[— 𝐴𝑧𝑖𝑟𝑎𝑝ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑒 𖤍 @TheAzirapalala]

That's uncalled for, don't you think?

[Anthony J Crowley @S3rp3ntOfEd3n]

Double hell.

[— Shezza @azziraphael]

Will these idiots ever stop hurting me? 💔

[— Shezza @azziraphael]

Look at him. He is going to wipe the holy floor with alla them and I'm honestly so excited to see him in action.

[— Shezza @azziraphael]

they match each other's freak 😌

[— Shezza @azziraphael]

I love you on purpose 😭

[Pestilence @OfTheHorseman]

Peѕтιleɴce

"Dιѕeαѕe ɢeтѕ α вαd rep, doɴ'т yoυ тнιɴĸ? For вeιɴɢ ғιlтнy, cнαoтιc. Uн, вυт, reαlly, тнαт jυѕт deѕcrιвeѕ people wнo ɢeт ѕιcĸ. Dιѕeαѕe ιтѕelғ... very... pυre. Sιɴɢle-мιɴded. Bαcтerια нαve oɴe pυrpoѕe: dιvιde αɴd coɴqυer. Tнαт'ѕ wнy, ιɴ тнe eɴd... ιт αlwαyѕ wιɴѕ."

[— Shezza @azziraphael]

Their first ever conversation in season 3:

[— Shezza @azziraphael]

Omg this is genius 🤭

[— Shezza @azziraphael]

get yourself a person who:

1. gets jealous but is soft & gentle because you look uncomfortable
2.doesn't take it out on you even though this is the first mention of a naked 'anyone' and he's been right there
3. will gladly hiss that 'naked man's' ass out of your bookshop

[— Shezza @azziraphael]

Have you seen anything cuter than an angel with perfect eyesight squinting because of a little (𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜) fog?

No? Yeah, me neither.

[— Shezza @azziraphael]

Reminder: Crowley is all too familiar with Aziraphale's moans, which sound as if he's experiencing sheer ecstasy every time he eats something delicious.

[— Shezza @azziraphael]

My favorite angel 😌

[— Shezza @azziraphael]

I forgive you = I love you.

God shows love through forgiveness, right? Which means Aziraphale was saying 'I love you' the only way he could in that moment.

And Crowley, though he understood this, said 'Don't bother' because God's love is not the kind of love he wants 🫠

[— Shezza @azziraphael]

“I loathe it when I'm craving something sweet and some insufferable ninny pipes up with, 'Have an apple!'

As if an apple could ever compare to the sheer unadulterated pleasure of a red velvet cupcake.

Honestly, what kind of deluded fool makes such a ridiculous suggestion?”

[— Shezza @azziraphael]

Ineffable Conversations That Won't Let Me Be Pt.3

“Ah, there you are.” Aziraphale barged into the room with seemingly no consideration for the passed out demon inside. The bastard.

Said demon groaned — it might have been a plea for help or to be left alone.

“Here I am. You —

[— Shezza @azziraphael]

"the only thing a boy's gonna give a girl for free's captivity"

the girl: the boy:

[— Shezza @azziraphael]

Ineffable conversations that won’t let me be pt.2

Aziraphale’s driving back from Edinburgh. Crowley’s tending the bookshop, they’re on the “radio-phone”. Jim is…around.

“Angel.”
“Crowley! Hello.~”
“…”
“…”
“Why do you sound like 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭?”
“Like what?”
“𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐲.”—