Davidb Marchetti

Failed Internet Comedy Writer. Will write, poorly, for food.

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Hey how come Pop Tarts don't have any indication of the flavor on the inner foil packs? Is this Blueberry, Wild Berry, Or Orange Crush? Do they still make the orange soda ones? If I eat it will it make me sick?
@PopTartsUS

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@allenanalysis The President of the USA raped children

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@rittenhouse2a Shut up, Baby Dick

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@TediPos @GovBobFerguson @SenValdez46th They are harassing, stalking and killing people regardless of any crime. Is that on them?

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@ICEgov @ICEgov killed 75 times more people in 2025 than illegal immigrants. You literally have a better chance to be struck by lighting than being killed by an illegal immigrant.

Get bent

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@JDVance James Donald Bowman, you evil asshole. ICE does not have authority to write a parking ticket, let alone shoot you. Even if you are not complying with a LEO, they DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO KILL YOU. Thats what De-escalation training is for. You fuckin donut

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@elonmusk Because in your textbook Nazi salute you can see your lips mouthing "seig heil"

You donut.

[Jesse @d0wnsideofme]

holy fucking shit

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#MegaManDO #DesignARobotMaster

Fudge Man - Confectionery Robot. Primary function is to mix chocolate via whirlpool with its tremendous vacuum on its arm. Started as a joke, kinda snowballed, here we are.

Design by Davidb Marchetti

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#MegaManDO #DesignARobotMaster

Squid Man - Oceanic clean up and energy production. Sucks in garbage with its strong suction tentacle and converts it into an inky black oil.

Design by Davidb Marchetti

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@ThisIsRadPod Merry Liv Mas, Rad Friends

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.@tylenol you need to sue @realDonaldTrump

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@LauraLoomer Bitch didn't you just say like a dozen times that people who glorify political violence should be arrested? Pick a side, stupid!

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@LauraLoomer .@LauraLoomer has been banned from @venmo @PayPal @gofundme @Medium @lyft @Uber @X @Clubhouse and these are just the ones we've paid attention to. How many times has she been kicked out of a @Starbucks for screaming about the cups saying "Holiday"? Who knows? One can speculate.

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@elonmusk you fuckin pansy. You release the Epstein files. You're above the law anyway, why do you give a shit who you burn? #EpsteinTrumpFiles #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #EpsteinFiles

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@elonmusk .@elonmusk you fricken pansy! Release the shit yourself! Get BigBallz or whatever Hitler Youth you had working for you to release it and maybe then we'll take you down a notch on the Piece-of-shit-o-meter. Fuckin sissy chicken baby

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@elonmusk .@elonmusk you fricken pansy! Release the shit yourself! Get BigBallz or whatever Hitler Youth you had working for you to release it and maybe then we'll take you down a notch on the Piece-of-shit-o-meter. Fuckin amateur.

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@realDonaldTrump tweets like all of our elderly aunts.

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@ThisIsRadPod It's been a wild few years. And I'll miss it in general, I gotta say some of my favorite books have come from Weekly Rads, and I'm going to miss getting cool new things like that. Is it too late for the Mega Man episode?

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@alifarhat79 @elonmusk .@alifarhat79 that's like asking "Who is smarter? Ren or Stimpy"?