Bîffÿ

Let's do this again some time, shall we? ♎️libra♎️

[Bîffÿ @TheBN_]

I measure success in caffein consumption.

[Bîffÿ @TheBN_]

Never in my wildest dreams would I have envisioned a world in which humans could spin positivity into something completely negative. But alas, here we are.

[Bîffÿ @TheBN_]

Hanging onto the dream.

[®ábîdbünì @DeadRabids]

Saw this “X” app on my phone.. opened it hoping it was some “Eyes wide shut” invite or something.

Turns out it is just Twitter.

[Bîffÿ @TheBN_]

@Arrogant_Twat Exactly. Ps you look less than thrilled in this gif. How dare he swing you around wildly like that?!?!

[Bîffÿ @TheBN_]

@Arrogant_Twat Go back in hiding until next year like Punxsutawney Phil.

[Bîffÿ @TheBN_]

Own your shit.

[Bîffÿ @TheBN_]

Hi, please fuck off.

Respectfully, of course.

[Bîffÿ @TheBN_]

@CadburyUK any chance Dairy Milk sweetcorn will make an appearance in Canada? I NEED THIS.

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

Employers really need to consider that some people don’t want to return to the office because they can no longer afford to live anywhere near it

[®ábîdbünì @DeadRabids]

Putin is the new pandemic.

[Bîffÿ @TheBN_]

Drinking coffee in the shower is my morning HIIT.

[®ábîdbünì @DeadRabids]

“Shut up.”

The Swiss Army knife, for conversations you aren’t interested in.

[®ábîdbünì @DeadRabids]

The CDC recommends Putting yourself in a bag of rice.

#covid #cdcsays

[Bîffÿ @TheBN_]

So many sheep.

[Bîffÿ @TheBN_]

I need to start checking which series were cancelled before I start them. Finding out Santa isn’t real, was less disappointing then constantly being left hanging. #amazonprime

[Bîffÿ @TheBN_]

What a fucking joke. Wake me up when we’ve made some actual progress.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

“We will be back in some form ... Have a good life, we will see you soon." - Trump ends his presidency with a word salad befitting an incoherent Magic 8 Ball.

[Bîffÿ @TheBN_]

Noon can’t come soon enough.

[Bîffÿ @TheBN_]

Happy Inauguration Day!