Lads we have a true emergency, shite. We got a mate lost his passport on the way to the game. Apologies to my brother/sister @MBTA@mbta_alerts social manager but the Wakefield bagpiper just sent me this. If Helen from Scotland can send me to the cup, we can do this. Cuz BOSTON
My only opinion of tucked-in wool sweaters is that they remind me of my first job, where I worked as an after-school chess instructor for kids ages 8 through 12. On the first day, I was being trained by someone who tucked in their wool sweater.
This person showed me how to lead kids through a chess lesson by incentivizing them with gummy worms and printed posters if they answered a chess question correctly. The posters had illustrations on them, such as an anthropomorphic bishop defeating a knight.
To hype up the kids, this guy held a poster in his hand and peeked at it, but also hid it from the kids' view. And then he looked at me and said, "I don't think the kids can handle this one, Derek." And, of course, this egged the kids on, and they said, "WE CAN HANDLE IT, WE CAN HANDLE IT."
Without warning, he then flipped the poster around, unfurled it, and yelled RAWWWRRRRRR!!! The poster was of an evil queen defeating some pawns. Then, at that moment, one kid started crying uncontrollably. He could not, in fact, handle it. He was so unable to handle it that he crapped his pants, and it started to smell very bad. I had to take him to the nurse's office so that his parents could come pick him up.
That's all I think of when I see tucked-in wool sweaters.
Also, I think it looks weird.
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