El Rey

part time comedian, part time ninja .. Full time cuddle machine .

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

" be polite, be humble, be professional.. But, always carry a plan to kill every one in the room"
~ James Norman Mattis

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

"You do not know now, but afterward you will understand""

~John 13:7

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

I would like to congratulate myself and all the other Unvaxxed "conspiracy loones" for not getting the jabbs and taking health advice from the satanic pedophile cannibal millionaires group....
#staywinning

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

A man can live 100 years and his first bouquet of flowers are at his funeral.....
#HappyValentinesDay

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

@iAnonPatriot man ???? really

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

"Sometimes you have to suffer in life . Not because you are bad or deserve it , but because you didn't when or how to stop being good to those who didn't deserve it"

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

It dawned on me this morning while sitting at the kitchen table , drinking coffee, the kids watching TV.. I no longer crave love or affection. I've become very comfortable with no calls and texts . I've become very used to being isolated and alone , even in a room full of people

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

@ianmiles a .357 round may do the trick ....

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

STOICISM
- own the morning
- focus on effort , not results
- seek out challenges
- value time over possessions
- strick on yourself / tolerance for others
- stay a student / always learn
- read every day
- meditation on morality

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

@kj_fetishmodel there is no such things as chicks with dicks .. they are just dudes with tits !!

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

@lavaxgrl girls be like , no not on the first date , but sell their saggy tits for 3.99 a month

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

@JDunlap1974 #TEAMPUTIN

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

@wayotworld now do the movie theater or a public bus ....

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

@Cobratate showing the audience what he wants in his ass later that night

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

@BehizyTweets "MALE" vote ?????

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

@hayasaka_aryan DE&I .....

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

@ItsAllGoodrow THE BILLS , NOW AMERICAS TEAM !!

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

@mitchellvii in the future, we need a college course on the TDS and it's effect in society

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

@elonmuskTN 67

[El Rey @TheBagMan84]

@addisonv0dka @ManyVids I was like , she's about to fuck Borat ....