The Bandicoot

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[The Bandicoot @TheBandic00t]

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[The Bandicoot @TheBandic00t]

@souljaboy True - you should probably start. A focused man doesnt attempt to bootleg consoles and doesnt mix up cryptocurrency for shares of ownership.

Dumbass.

[The Bandicoot @TheBandic00t]

@PalmerReport I've seen this headline twice a week for the last 6 months. I'm even a liberal and this is really starting to piss me off.

If "hes going to prison" show us, dont "tell" us.

[The Bandicoot @TheBandic00t]

@fandango1057 You made my lunch break with that radio snafu. Worked out for me too, I love Fallout Boy and you let me hear it on the way back to work.

Even when things go sideways - you're the man!

Thanks for making me laugh dude!

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

Light up the dance floor.

Groove past your enemies as Funky Baptiste when Overwatch Anniversary returns on May 18.

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

Party on the payload!

Overwatch Anniversary begins May 18.

[The Bandicoot @TheBandic00t]

@MrSnappyeagle @CrashBandicoot @FortniteGame

[The Bandicoot @TheBandic00t]

Been snowing all day right outside my office xD

[LaShana (Shän) Lewis 🏳️‍🌈 @lmlewis517]

In case you're wondering if it really is snowing in #StLouis, right now.
❄ 🥶
#stlwx #YesItWas70DegreesYesterday

[The Bandicoot @TheBandic00t]

@OOCMusicc @lost3_d @contextmadgasca @Brendan06888224 Far far away idol was the shit

[The Bandicoot @TheBandic00t]

Yo whatever happened to these kinds of interactive dvd menus? Nowadays it's just a static image with only like 3 options.

[The Bandicoot @TheBandic00t]

Big Chungus is now in an official Looney Tunes game and I don't think I've ever been more proud of a company

[The Bandicoot @TheBandic00t]

A significant portion of me just wants to drop it all, move to a new place, start over, and get some acting gigs.

Is that the quarter-life crisis talking?

[Ace Watkins @GamerPres_2024]

We need to put our country's talented Skyrim modders to work revitalizing our roads and cities. Together we can HD remaster America, we can update the weather effects of our planet to curb climate change, and we can turn all of the rich and powerful into Thomas the Tank Engine.

[The Bandicoot @TheBandic00t]

Man...

How is it that, even after my dentist says I have "GREAT insurance" (she made that a point), is a crown for 1 tooth going to be $1,500?

This is fucked...

[The Bandicoot @TheBandic00t]

@redsteeze It's...called a joke?

Though I'm sure you're unfamiliar with ones that are actually funny, given you probably laughed at the last administration's attempts at humor.

[The Bandicoot @TheBandic00t]

I feel like "automatic weapon" isn't an appropriate term.

I'll now be referring to them as "killing machines" as that was their intended purpose.

Pistols, Handguns, & Rifles don't fall into this category. Possibly even shotguns get a pass.

Nobody needs a killing machine...

[The Bandicoot @TheBandic00t]

4kids catches a lot of shit, and some of it is for good reason, but at the end it still did more for anime in the west than anything at the time. 4kids is the reason I'm into Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Sonic X, and more. So thank you for that 4kids.

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Huh. You learn something new every day.

[Vacant 👤 @WWEVacant]

In his 15-year in-ring career, @EBischoff is 9-14-1 - including victories over Ric Flair, Terry Funk, Trish Stratus, Shane McMahon, Kane, and the Young Bucks.

Bischoff has also competed for the WCW and @WWE Heavyweight Championships. #WWEHOF

[The Bandicoot @TheBandic00t]

You're the dude I wish I would've been.

I started streaming before you, and I wish I had stuck with it like you did.

Regardless, you deserve all the praise you get! Happy 10 years of streaming! That's an awesome achievement my dude! Keep up the bomb-ass work! #hbomb10years

[The Bandicoot @TheBandic00t]

Filling out a dentist appointment form & came across these questions:

"What would make you more comfortable during your visit? i.e. blankets, music, etc."

"On a scale of 1-5, 5 being absolutely terrified, how scared are you of dentist visits?"

I LOVE this new dentist already!