Barney The Dinosaur

Used to have a hit show in the 90's. Now I live by the motto: Sex,drugs and rock & roll. Just slamming sluts for fun #BOLO (PARODY)

[Barney The Dinosaur @TheBarney_]

@ianweirdalcock had to lay low for a bit after all these ex tv presenters are being arrested for sexual assault....

[Barney The Dinosaur @TheBarney_]

Finger Birds

[Barney The Dinosaur @TheBarney_]

The last person to question my masculinity got a face-full of piping hot lavender tea. #BarneyBanter

[Barney The Dinosaur @TheBarney_]

I was having a lovely sleep earlier until some inconsiderate cunt decided to bounce off my windscreen. #BarneyBanter

[Barney The Dinosaur @TheBarney_]

Look at this #LAD #BarneyBanter

[Barney The Dinosaur @TheBarney_]

Some people think using moisturiser after you shave is a bit gay.

I don't, it makes my legs lovely and soft.

[Barney The Dinosaur @TheBarney_]

@MinnieMcGee The real question is, could you handle some purple lovin' #BarneyBanter

[Barney The Dinosaur @TheBarney_]

New iPads for sale on eBay

[Barney The Dinosaur @TheBarney_]

Proof that Dumbledore is alive

[Barney The Dinosaur @TheBarney_]

Just seen one of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit playing with a toy donkey.

ICU baby, shaking that ass.

[Barney The Dinosaur @TheBarney_]

The girl I slept with last night would of beaten everyone if there was a competition for saggy tits.

In fact she'd wipe the floor with them

[Barney The Dinosaur @TheBarney_]

No wonder kids are fucked these days.

In order to pass their maths exam, they need to do French oral.

[laura tilly vickers @lauratilly93]

Overwhelmed that @TheBarney_ is now following me #iloveyou #youloveme

[Barney The Dinosaur @TheBarney_]

CreepyLAD #BarneyBanter

[Sammy O'Neil @sammy_ohhh]

Omg Asif Barneys following me 😍😍😍😍 @TheBarney_

[Emma @emma_mcgrail]

@TheBarney_ You should try get your career back, for the children (jokes, for me) i love you barno <3 #Barneylove

[Barney The Dinosaur @TheBarney_]

I made a small child cry by telling him he was probably adopted. His fathers were furious.
#BarneyBanter

[Barney The Dinosaur @TheBarney_]

FACT: Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
#BarneyFacts

[Barney The Dinosaur @TheBarney_]

@emma_mcgrail it's all about getting fucked up nowadays though! #BarneyFucksShitUp #BarneyGoesHard

[Emma @emma_mcgrail]

Love this picture of me and you barney, the good old days aww <3 @TheBarney_