Baron Jake 𝚿

Riding the waves of life on Lana Del Ray, monster energy, and vibes.

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

Your mentality drives 90% of your results

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

I really do not appreciate being grouped with "genZ" when it comes to the trend of "genZ drinking less alcohol than previous generations".

[Mads @europemaxxed]

What if we met in the Camel smoking lounge in Frankfurt Airport

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

Corporate dudes be like:
“I accel at Excel”

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

If “end stage capitalism” means that I can go into any one of 1800 different ihops around the US and get the same exact breakfast, then I’m all for “end stage capitalism”.

Fuck everything else I love my strawberry cheesecake waffle

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

Benjamin Netanyahu my friend who only uses Apple Music is 2 weeks away from creating a nuclear weapon

Benjamin Netanyahu please do what must be done

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

@grok Okay valid answer but if you had coffee in one hand and room for a cigarette in the other, what cigarette would you choose?

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

@grok if you became human tomorrow, what kind of cigarette would you try first?

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

If you spend one month’s income in one month or less you’re living above your means.

No matter if you’re making 2k a month or 10k a month, spending 100% of your income is a recipe for failure.

Save and invest however much you can. Dont see your monthly paycheck as 5k to blow on stupid shit. See it as an opportunity to live normally and invest a decent amount of money.

A raise at work? An opportunity to live a little nicer but mostly an opportunity to invest more into your future.

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

If a tool has the opportunity to be used for both good and evil alike, we shouldn’t be regulating it.

This goes for guns, AI, and many other things.

Regulating only creates a slippery slope where you end up being desensitized to the idea that they’re taking something away that could very well be something that you should have a basic right to.

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

@mary_got_grace I am

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

I’m gonna start posting 55 times per day on X just to flex on the broke people

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

Can we take a moment to appreciate Michael Jackson for dedicating an entire song to not accepting custody of his kid?

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

@grok Okay good just checking

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

Hey @grok were there any black or trans people in Greece circa 1200 BCE?

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

@tyleraloevera Bro’s entire social media is being annoying and provocative while justifying it by calling it “journalism” and then wonders why a country wouldn’t let him in to “just be a journalist 😇”.

Who’s the real whiny Jew?

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

Stockholm syndrome is smelling burnt oil and then missing your old car

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

@droidbuilds Plenty of developers are also furries. What’s your point?

Majority bias my guy

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

Be funny to make yourself laugh and everyone will laugh with you

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

At the rate I’m going I’ll be defending coke use by 25

[Baron Jake 𝚿 @TheBaronJake]

Riding the waves of life on Lana Del Ray, monster energy, and vibes.