Josh Bywaters

Criminology undergraduate. Me likey nerding, bad horrors and slogan shirts, 'cos I'm too mainstream for that shit.

[Josh Bywaters @TheBatmans]

What does someone who travels a lot but doesn't own a suit call a suitcase? #ClothesBox #TravelSack

[Josh Bywaters @TheBatmans]

@Dominos_UK Because Pizza Hut don't deliver to us. We need you. #DominosBIGGiveaway

[Josh Bywaters @TheBatmans]

Saw an article regarding the Taliban and was surprised when I remembered they still existed. #EvenTerrorismIsAFad

[Josh Bywaters @TheBatmans]

I fingered a cucumber last night. My shirt is now messy with cucumber juice. I regret nothing.

[Josh Bywaters @TheBatmans]

Haaaa, ha. http://t.co/hVjcB4UohG

[Leo Roberts @Leonard_Robo09]

@TheBatmans 'you're in a relationship! If you don't have sex you're just friends!' #wisewords

[Josh Bywaters @TheBatmans]

I just farted and burped at the same time

[Josh Bywaters @TheBatmans]

#MikeBrown for man of the match already.

[Leo Roberts @Leonard_Robo09]

Trying to write an assignment and @TheBatmans and @jmillard7 are in my room talking about dogs. I HATE dogs.

[Josh Bywaters @TheBatmans]

If I sit on my arse until it goes numb. Could I have a ghost shit? Or on my legs and have a ghost walk? Instead of my hands and having a...

[Josh Bywaters @TheBatmans]

@BinkyFelstead I'll take you.

[Josh Bywaters @TheBatmans]

Holy hell, nearing the end of an assignment, I closed so many tabs I can read their titles!

[Leo Roberts @Leonard_Robo09]

5 hours of detective programmes with @TheBatmans why?!

[Josh Bywaters @TheBatmans]

Connor doesn't like sex

[Nick Henwood @nhenwood8]

Me- "Whose more likely to finger you? Me or Connor?! Obviously Connor?!"
Josh- "well no you cause id let you!"

[Josh Bywaters @TheBatmans]

Went into toilets in the library that were so dead, the lights were off

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I think Jet is my least favourite of the Lags.

[Josh Bywaters @TheBatmans]

What kind of girlfriend would I be if I didn't let you take two girls to the - oh...

[Nick Henwood @nhenwood8]

@TheBatmans is a hard person to have in bed...

[Josh Bywaters @TheBatmans]

I remember when the hash key was placed in front of a number. Now people only care about the $. #RapSong

[Josh Bywaters @TheBatmans]

@Panthers Tolberts' first touch and he helps the TD. Good boy #favorite